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for saucy puns

 

used to feed

 

Birmingham's wild hogs

 

tasted well with

 

Duck's foot stew

 

and deep fried

 

Speckled Jim, killed

 

in a bizarre

 

manner, which included

 

spaghetti cooking while

 

i was hoping someone would have said, the Pigeon Killer of Flanders

Kaptain Darling went

 

to get his

 

pizza pie pan

(someone should format this into an actualy thing...it'd be hilarious)

 

which was shot

 

in the Trossachs

 

by a Sassenach

 

with hairy knees.

 

Meanwhile, Baldrick had

(Can't help it, that speckeld Jim keeps reminding me of blackadder)

 

a Desert Eagle

 

fried with rat

(dont get ME started on Blackadder)