Oh nothing really just wanted to share

An elderly man rear ends a young man driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells. “you’re gonna give me $10,000 right now or I’m gonna beat you to a pulp!” “Oh my” says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do." "Dolphins...", the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man. "So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I’m gonna beat you AND your old man to a pulp. So you better train those dolphins to bring you some cash!" "I’ll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end. Exactly ten minutes later a pickup truck pulls up.
A huge guy hops out and proceeds to walk calmly towards the bully. Before the enraged young man can speak, the man smoothly rams his head against the other man's forehead. The bully crumples like paper and the other man catches him, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he’s finished, he walks over to the old man and says: “For the last time dad... I train seals... Navy Seals…. NOT dolphins.”

Joke: The Dolphin Trainer | Senior Jokes

 

You can't train SEALs, you just point them and step back.

 

Major General Rube Goldberg approves.

 

Hmmm, deer season started today. I have walked within five yards of a sleeping Doe. Not that I'd actually consider the above.

 

I would say you guys down under are a strange lot but we actually have Turtle races here in the States ??

 

The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County

Translation available on request.

 

"... which is the highest rate of gambling in the world."

Wanna bet?

 

Eight couples left the old sod in the 1890s. I was among the fourth generation of pure Irish blessing America with our presence. Lucky them.

 

I still remember Blazing Saddles.

"We'll take the ch*ngs and n*ggers, but NO Ir*sh."

 

Yep, that shit.