New man arrives at the retirement home and one of the ladies starts chatting him up, asks where he comes from. "I just got out of prison; I murdered my second wife." "Oh.....but what did you do before that?" "I was in prison for murdering my first wife." "So you're single??"
Fridays Postcards from Australia... Most have heard of the Robin Red Breast...Australia has Red, Yellow, Orange and Pink Robins. A Willy Wagtail sitting on a Wallaby... Lets finish today with a Mighty Magpie...Who play tonight.
How the electricity grid will cope with increase in rooftop solar and the future of tariffs (msn.com) "This is a signal to people that self-consumption of your own generation is the best outcome for you."
Former US president Donald Trump insults ambassador Kevin Rudd, says 'he won't be there long' if he's 'hostile' - ABC News K-Rudd is an ex Australian Prime Minister who knows what it takes to run a trillion dollar organisation - He also has genius level intellect and can even speak Mandarin - Helpful in our region. Trump should be uncomfortable with Rudd - Australia has a rich history of "not telling the US what it wants to hear, but what it needs to hear". A Queenslander K Rudd will tell it like it is.
I just swapped positions of the snowmobile for the lawnmower two weeks ago. Optimistic I know but on the other hand " IF " we get anything and that's a crap shoot it'll melt within a few days. Me after reading the forecast;