Option One or Option Two?

Rocky-mountain oysters. Any day. Actually, I hate oysters. Or most shellfish.




See-saw or swings?

 

Gulf Coast of course......right off the boat and outa the sack with plenty of horse-radish sauce!
OK, let me edit this...Swings, because you can jump out of them!!!
Apogee OR Perigee? (Use your imagination.:grad

 

Perigee.

Ben Johnson or Yakima Canutt? Hint in case nobody realizes who they are: Both started off as Rodeo Stars and both were also the two-greatest Horsemen of the 20th Century. As a bonus hint, both were also known as The World's Greatest Stuntmen, Both were stands-in's for John Wayne; and both became Actors--including in many John Wayne Westerns.

 

What kind of a man are you? Raw oysters sipped live from the shell are the closest thing to ...

 

YOU may hate this, but I say they taste like oop:


(sorry, I just HAD to use that smilie!)

 

Gertrude... go Gerty go

Truth or Happiness

 

Truth!!

Lie or deception?

 

eats, six of one! will have the other. ;-))

Anyway...

American Westerns or Italian Westerns?

PS; For Miguel and Joe, FYI: Rocky-Mountain Oysters aint seafood, they are fried Bull's Testicles -- which probably do taste like oop:

 

American Westerns, How can you choose anything other than the Duke.

Red or Blue

PS I didnt want to tell the fella he chose to suck on bulls balls.

 

BLUE

Hot Sauce or Spicy Mustard?

 

Now I really regret choosing rocky-mountin oysters.

 

Boston and the "Cape".

Brains or Personality ?

 

This Conservative Republican says Brains!!!

The Spirit of Grace OR The Letter of the Law?

 

This is a tough one... Letter of the Law.. with a little faith in grace.

Red Sox or Yankees

 

Swimmming Pool. How about a swimming pool AS BIG AS a swimming hole? Of course, this "Mississippi man" has been in more swimming "holes" than "pools." Still, I don't like to be laying out (floating in a tube for instance) and have some perch pecking me in the back. Though they're not going to hurt you, they still startle the hell out of you. Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers now playing on the music channel; haven't heard that one in a while! Anyway, I just don't relish the thought of swimming in something that I can't see the bottom in or know what else is in there with me. As kids we were playing in the bayou and the black lab came up missing. The next day we were water skiing in the bayou (Yes, I said water skiing) and found him, well half of him, presumably bitten in half by a large alligator.

Streaking OR Skinny Dipping?