Sad and Pathetic e-mail.

UNITED NATION DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM
Corporate Headquarters,91 Station Road,
United Kingdom.

The UNITED NATION DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM would like to notify you that you
have been chosen by the board of DEVELOPMENT BOARD as the full recipient
of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational,Working and
business development TO receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 ONE MILLION POUNDS

The UNITED NATION DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM, established 1877 by the
Multi-Million groups and now supported by the FBI,Economic Community for
West African State(ECOWAS)and the European Union (EU). Based on the random
selection exercise of internet websites and millions of supermarket cash
invoices worldwide, you were selected among the recipients to receive the
award sum of 1,000,000.00 GBP (One Million British pounds starlings) as
charity donations/aid from the UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION ,ECOWAS and EU
EUROPIAN UNION in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament, All
beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000
internet websites around the World.

You are required to contact our company representative whom will be in
charge of your claim with the below information:

FULL NAMES :
ADDRESS :
COUNTRY :
SEX :
AGE :
OCCUPATION :
E-MAIL ADDRESS :
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
Send all the requested claim information to your allocated claim officer:

Mr. Dan Cole
Email:undp_claims_unit@yahoo.com.hk
Tell Number: +447035901229
Claims Processing Agent,
Verifications/Logistic Department.

NOTE: you will be given your secret code number,which you will use in
collecting your ONE MILLION POUNDS. endeavor to quote your Qualification
numbers (NG-022-607AB) in all discussions. All information is strictly
confidential and will only be used for the purpose to which it is been
requested

On behalf of the Board kindly,accept our warmest congratulations.

Warm Regards.
Stacy Gonzalez
(Online Announcer UNDP).

 

LOL Well so far It looks like I have long lost rich relatives all over the world LOL

 

"CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET"??????


Hello,

I humbly crave your indulgence in sending you this mail,if the contents does not meet with your personal and business ethics,I appologise in advance. this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly "CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET". Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day.

I have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction, as I have been reliable informed of your discreteness and ability in transaction of this nature. Let me start first, introduce myself properly to you.

I am Mr. George Williams, of Dept of Bill and Exchange with BARCLAY BANK of UNITED KINGDOM . I need your consent to handle this transaction because it entails large amount of funds(16.5 Million GBP) deposited by a deceased customer in our bank who died long time ago but has an open beneficiary mandate on his file though,there has not been anyone from his family to make claim of this funds but i am sure he has no immediate family because i have tried all i could to contact them but to no avail.

THE PROPOSITION:

I wish to know if we can work together.I would like you to stand as next of kin to my deceased client, who was among the people that lost their life in Egypt air crash 2003, some years ago with the wife.

<http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm>

He made some deposits to my bank,and died without any registered next of kin and as such the funds now have an open beneficiary mandate.More over it appears you are related to him by the virtue of your names.If you are interested you do let me know so that I can give you comprehensive details on what we are to do.

I urgently hope to get your response.

Best regards,
Mr. George Williams

 

They must use some sort of English Adjective dictionary or something.... sounds like an advertisement for a new flavor of ice cream for pete's sake.... LOL

 

You would think they would learn LOL. Grammar is a sure sign of a scammer.

 

Well, I've seen some with perfect grammar.... nonetheless, you can still always tell.

 

I haven't recieved a bank scam one in awhile LOL.

 

Yeah, make sure you fill out ALL the info, bud - LOL

 

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