Sad and Pathetic e-mail.

LOL Jeff. Maybe these losers have some kind of rule where there has to be at least one kind of mistake in thier e-mails? LOL

 

First of all this is not my bank and second why send 20 duplicate emails?

Answer: they are pr*cks.

And this is just plain crass.

 

I think its funny how many of my "relatives" have died recently LOL

 

Hi,

My name is Jon Aylett, I'm a financial manager in Asaba Textile Mill
Plc a Textile Industry based in Nigeria, West Africa.
This is a textile distributor/wholesaler of Apparel, Clothing,
Garments, Fabrics e.t.c. The company supplies a wide range of Textiles and
consumables into USA, Canada and Europe.

We need honest and active Transaction Managers very much at this time.

We hereby request for your hand in partnership to act as our payment
Agent/Representative who shall receive payment from our customers in the
United States. You shall be entitled to 20% of
each transaction processed.

If interested, Please get back to me via email for further details you
could as well send me your phone number so i can call u to explain.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Jon Aylett
Email: jonaylett013@consultant.com

 

So now it looks like they want my help in scamming others? LOL

 

EURO MILLION LOTTERY ORGANISATION,
#5 PERCY STREET LONDON W1T 1DG
Registered in England & Wales No 05370296.
Vat registered number: 864142527.
Ref: Number: ENG/UK6600/77z
Batch Number: UK994500/ENG
LOTTERY AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the EURO MILLION LOTTERY ORGANIZATION International promotion UNITED KINGDOM programs held on the 30th of APRIL 2008. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 27522465896-6453with lucky numbers 2-7-14-18-13-45, which consequently won in the A category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of $1,200,000,00 Dollars (ONE MILLION TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) in cash credited to file VIEW THE ATTACHMENT

To file for your claim, please contact our financial agent:
Mr. HARRY WILSON
Tel: +44-207 060 2312
Fax: +44-709-289-3299
Email: euroonlinewinninginfo2008@yahoo.co.uk
=============================================================
APPLICATION FOR PRIZE CLAIM (Receipt Official Notification Letter)
[WINNING NO 1013AP-4] YOU ARE TO CHOOSE YOUR PAYMENT MODE FOR RECEIVING YOUR PRIZE: OPTIONS.

1. BANK TO BANK WIRE TRANSFER
2. CERTIFIED CHEQUE BY COURIER
-[FULL NAME OF WINNER]...........................................
[FULL MAILING ADDRESS]..........................................
[COUNTRY/ REGION]...............................................
[STATE/ PROVINCE]...............................................
[DATE OF BIRTH].................................................
[SEX]...........................................................
[MARITAL STATUS]................................................
[OCCUPATION]....................................................
[CURRENT E-MAIL]................................................
[TEL HOME]......................................................
[CELLPHONE NUMBER]..............................................
[FAX]...........................................................
Submitted Form will be manually verified and processed by the assigned Claims Processing Officer (CPO) the Processing of your form will be completed within the next 24 hours of receiving your LOTTERY CLAIMS APPLICATION FORM-C. You will receive an update on the status of your Application once completely processed.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. SANDRA PHILIP
(Lottery Co-coordinator)

 

From money to crude oil.

 

There was just a news segment on the local news about these losers. Wish more could be done to them. They were just all in a room in front of a bunch of puters tapping away.

 

FIRST BANK/ UNITED NATIONS 2008 SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS.
FRAUD VICTIMS REF/PAYMENTS CODE: FCB/06654

Attention,

I write to bring to your notice as a delegate from the Nigerian
Government Reimbursement Committee under the strict supervision of the United
Nations
to pay 230 Nigerian 419 scam victims the sum of $3million USD (Three
million Dollars) each. You are however listed as one of the beneficiaries
for these payments. You are expected to get back to us for your
immediate reimbursement.

As a result of this laudable recommedations, you are hereby informed
that during the last U.N. meeting held in Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed
so
much by the rest of the world on the loss of funds by various
foreigners to the scam artists operating in syndicates all over the world today.

In other to redeem the good image of our country, the President has
ordered the immediate payment of $3 million USD each to the affected
victims in
accordance with the U.N. recommendations. Due to the corrupt and
inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, these payments are to be made FIRST
BANK, Nigeria and CITE BANK PLC, UK as the corresponding paying bank
under the funding assistance of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Presently, 184 Beneficiaries have been paid; more than 50% of the
victims are from the United States, while about 40% are from other parts of
the
world. Your particulars were among those mentioned by some of the
Syndicates that were apprehended in Lagos, Nigeria as one of the victims of
the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate
this message to anybody for any reason whatsoever as the U.S.secret
service in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) has swange into action to track this criminals down. Once again,
you are expected to keep it secret until these criminals are all
apprehended.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) (Motto: No Body is
above the Law) have combined effort with the United Nation Anti-crime
Commission to alleviate the plight of these victims as well as redeeming
the image of our dear country.

Many Banks, Universal firms, Companies and individuals have been in
bankruptcy today due to the activities of these hoodlums.However,a
thorough investigation have revealed that these people have dropped over
500,000 victims across the world, after collecting their money falsely, many
as a result of this have committed suicide, while others are now
living in abject poverty.

As regards these ongoing developmental strive, we have over 200
suspects at hand, 135 in kirikri prisons. While many are awaiting trial, we
are still in search of others, who think they are wise, and hope that you
will assist by giving any vital information that could lead to the
apprehension of these hoodlums.

You can receive your reimbursement via any of these options you choose;
(ATM PAYMENTS UNIT OR WIRE TRANSFER).We shall be waiting to hearing
from you been certain that your response will be that you are satisfied
and willing to claim your $800,000 USD (Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars)
reimbursement funds.

Your call which is highly important and copy of your response is
expected to be sent to us via this email peterattahorg@gmail.com) with the
following information,

Full Name:
Full home address:
Telephone:
Bank Name:
occupation:
Age:
Sex:

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Peter Attah.
Processing/Transfer Officer
FRAUD VICTIMS
+234 8023749336
+234 1 4336284
FIRST BANK NIGERIA PLC.

 

I have just won the American lottery the Euro lottery and the South American lottery giving a grand total of £92 million pounds, I'm super rich.

Now all I have to do is give them my bank account numbers and pin card number, sure.

 

I love the post I did above for them calling themselves "Hoodlums" LOL and thinking that these people would fall for this too.

 

From the Desk of:
Mr.Emmanuel
East of Africa


Good day,

I Head a Government Bank in a Country in East Africa (Name Witheld for Security Reasons) I personally discovered a dormant account with a total sum of $9,000,000.00 ( NINE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) during our Bank's Annual Year Account Auditing.

The owner of this dormant account died on 4th Jan 2005. Since the death of the deceased, nobody has operated in this account till date. Moreover, this account has NO BENEFICIARY attached to it.

Definitely, this fund will be confiscated by our BANKING CODE OF ETHICS if it remains dormant for a period of (3) years without any claims. In this regard, I earnestly need your full cooperation in transferring this dormant fund out of our bank to avoid confiscating this fund. I will split the transfer into two 2 stages for easy and smooth transfer.

I am contacting you because the deceased shares the same surname as you.

This was after a painstaking search through internet emails on possible surname match.

First, I will transfer $500,000.00 to any valid foreign account you will nominate, upon a successful transfer without any disappointment from your side, I will then fly to meet you in your home destination for sharing, and thereafter we jointly transfer the remaining balance of $8,500,000.00 for magnitude investments.

If you are willing to cooperate in this project, I will give you details immediately as soon as I hear from you. Please note that you are required to keep very confidential

Yours truly,
Mr.Emmanuel

 

FROM THE DESK OF,
MR. ANTHONY DUKE.
FOREIGN PAYMENT UNIT.
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIG.
_________________________

RE: IMMEDIATE ORDER / GUARANTEE FOR PAYMENT.


Attention: The Beneficiary

From the records of outstanding foreign payments due for the
release with bank's in Africa / Nigeria by our past Government, your name
and your contact was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding
foreigners' payment which are still hanging on.

Therefore, I have mapped out enough funds to offset all debt owed to
foreigners who have not yet received their payments by the past
government, And I have also instructed all the Banks in Nigeria and Central Bank
Of Nigeria couple with Federal Ministry Of Finance to submit all files
of all foreign payment for immediate proper payment release.

Now, I wish to inform you today that your payment is being processed
and will be released to you as soon as you re-confirm your details to me,
so that i can authenticate the payment legally.

Also note that from our record, the Federal Government of Nigeria, has
only mapedout for you the sum of US$10,500,000.00 (Ten Million, Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) to be release to you for now.
Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:

1) Your full name;
2) Your full Address;
3) Your Phone No;
4) Your Fax No;

In receipt of this above information, your payment will be approve to
release to you through Electronic Wire Transfer to any of your nominated
bank account.

Note: Your payment is schedule to hold within 72 hours as soon as you
respond with the above mention requirement, As this letter is an
evidence of notification of payment to your name and after 7 days of this
letter counting from the date of dispatch without hearing from you, I shall
declare your payment, A Federal Government fund and subsequently
convert it into the Government coffers for it to be embezzled without
question. This decision is binding in accordance with Article 356 Act of the
laws establishing this supreme office. Kindly call me immediately you
receive this mail to offset the immediate payment release. please
contact me immediately at this email


anthonyduke1990@googlemail.com


address:

Yours Truly,

Mr. Anthony Duke,
For: The Management:
Tel: 234-8023749336

 

Confirmation Email Ticket No: 11-48-19-15-14
You have won (1,000.000.00 Euros) in the Euromillions Email Sweepstakes Program Corporation, held on the 25th of April 2008.in Brussels Belgium.We write to officially notify you of this award and to advis you to contact the processing office immediately.for the cliam
Contact, Mr.Ryan Gordon.
TEL: +32-488-698.914 or +1132-488-698.914
Reply to Email: euroclaimagency2@aim.com
Winning Information's
Reference NoXKHL-37-14-29-13)
Batch No: GDFS-25-30-29-3-26
Serial No: PMSQ021542311
Ticket No: 11-48-19-15-14
Lucky No:4-19-26-27-30-3-8
Note: all winning must be claim not later than 30th of May 2008.
Sincerely,
Mrs.Sasha Woodman
Promotion coordinat or
Email:euroclaimagency2@aim.com



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FIRST BANK/ UNITED NATIONS 2008 SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS.
FRAUD VICTIMS REF/PAYMENTS CODE: FCB/06654

Attention,

I write to bring to your notice as a delegate from the Nigerian
Government Reimbursement Committee under the strict supervision of the United
Nations
to pay 230 Nigerian 419 scam victims the sum of $3million USD (Three
million Dollars) each. You are however listed as one of the beneficiaries
for these payments. You are expected to get back to us for your
immediate reimbursement.

As a result of this laudable recommedations, you are hereby informed
that during the last U.N. meeting held in Abuja, Nigeria, it was alarmed
so
much by the rest of the world on the loss of funds by various
foreigners to the scam artists operating in syndicates all over the world today.

In other to redeem the good image of our country, the President has
ordered the immediate payment of $3 million USD each to the affected
victims in
accordance with the U.N. recommendations. Due to the corrupt and
inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, these payments are to be made FIRST
BANK, Nigeria and CITE BANK PLC, UK as the corresponding paying bank
under the funding assistance of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Presently, 184 Beneficiaries have been paid; more than 50% of the
victims are from the United States, while about 40% are from other parts of
the
world. Your particulars were among those mentioned by some of the
Syndicates that were apprehended in Lagos, Nigeria as one of the victims of
the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate
this message to anybody for any reason whatsoever as the U.S.secret
service in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission
(EFCC) has swange into action to track this criminals down. Once again,
you are expected to keep it secret until these criminals are all
apprehended.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) (Motto: No Body is
above the Law) have combined effort with the United Nation Anti-crime
Commission to alleviate the plight of these victims as well as redeeming
the image of our dear country.

Many Banks, Universal firms, Companies and individuals have been in
bankruptcy today due to the activities of these hoodlums.However,a
thorough investigation have revealed that these people have dropped over
500,000 victims across the world, after collecting their money falsely, many
as a result of this have committed suicide, while others are now
living in abject poverty.

As regards these ongoing developmental strive, we have over 200
suspects at hand, 135 in kirikri prisons. While many are awaiting trial, we
are still in search of others, who think they are wise, and hope that you
will assist by giving any vital information that could lead to the
apprehension of these hoodlums.

You can receive your reimbursement via any of these options you choose;
(ATM PAYMENTS UNIT OR WIRE TRANSFER).We shall be waiting to hearing
from you been certain that your response will be that you are satisfied
and willing to claim your $800,000 USD (Eight Hundred Thousand Dollars)
reimbursement funds.

Your call which is highly important and copy of your response is
expected to be sent to us via this email (pppp1860@gmail.com) with the
following information,

Full Name:
Full home address:
Telephone:
Bank Name:
occupation:
Age:
Sex:

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Peter Attah.
Processing/Transfer Officer
FRAUD VICTIMS
+234 8023749336
+234 1 4336284
FIRST BANK NIGERIA PLC.

 

UH OH!! Now there is some "Unauthorized Activity" on some Internet account I have never heard of and have never had LOL.

From:"EPPICard" <customer@eppicard.com> Subject:Unauthorized ActivityDate:Fri, 16 May 2008 13:41:00 +0300 #message88321351946698021641642241084939910 { overflow:auto; visibility:hidden }

 

This one I hadn't seen yet!
---------------

Dear Friend,
I didnot hear from you since for your Confirmable check of $1.2m USD,
which i kept for I went and deposited it with FEDEX EXPRESS,
so contact them.
P.R.O: Dr.MARK WHITE
Email: federalexpressfec@correo1.com
FAX: +229 93 459 404
I paid for the delivering Charges except their Security Keeping
Fee of $185 USD which they said no because they don't know
when you will contact them in case of demurrage.so you
are to pay the $185 as soon as you contact them.
Regards,
MR Johnsob Obi

 

hi .za

were geting these ones in australia just now how sad
but would be very nice if it wos to be true
cheers mark