Some jokes and some funny pics...

Click the coffee cup for the great Panex merchandise. I just don't know about the "made in the USA" t-shirts. Poor quality for sure.
I am sure you give all your happy patients Panex !

 

One great doctor joke...

One night a man and a woman doctor are both at a bar knocking
back a few beers.

They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors.

After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey, how about
if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It'll just
be one night of fun."

The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and
he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts
scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room.

She scrubs for a good 10 minutes.

Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex.

Afterward, the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"

"Yeah, how did you know?"

"I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."

"Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anesthesiologist, aren't you?"

"Yeah," says the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?"

"Because I didn't feel a thing."

 

Boyfriend for the Barbie...

http://web.ctsolutions.com/gijoe/inpasttoys.html

 

Thought so too!?!

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Mourinho: Money isn't everything

Jose Mourinho has hit back at the critics who accuse Chelsea of using Roman Abramovich's billions to buy back-to-back Premiership titles.

Chelsea have already splashed out £38million since the end of the season to bring AC Milan striker Andriy Shevchenko and Lyn Oslo teenager Jon Obi Mikel to Stamford Bridge.

Mourinho also strengthened his squad with the additions of Germany captain Michael Ballack on a free transfer from Bayern Munich and Salomon Kalou from Feyenoord for an undisclosed fee.

But despite the massive outlay since he took charge of the club two seasons ago, Mourinho is adamant it is not possible to buy success.

In an interview with daily Portuguese sports paper O Jogo, Mourinho said: "It is I who makes decisions in terms of the quality and profile of a player, but I don't get involved in the business side at all - it is he (Abramovich) who makes the decisions to pay X or Y.

"But the best players in the world don't make the best teams, you have to work hard to be successful.

"There are clubs whose futures are affected by the investments they make, but it is different at Chelsea.

"It is a club that relies on just one person. It is the money of Abramovich that funds it."

The Blues managed to persuade Mikel to join the club ahead of Manchester United, although the Londoners will eventually pay their Premiership rivals £12million in compensation.

But Mourinho insists he is not interested in buying a player just to stop him from going to a rival club.

Mourinho added: "I am a believer in having a squad of 24 players - two for each position, not of buying for the sake of buying or buying to prevent a player going to a rival club.

"I always try to ensure that I keep a balance with the things I do.

"The only balance I have lost at Chelsea is the amount of money we spent on some transfers, but it is Abramovich's money."

 

Caricatures

http://www.opdebeeck.com/caricaturessketchesa.html

 

Berlin fails to think ahead

Business commuters, local travelers, tourists, and shoppers: you'll find ALL of them waiting to use the ONE set of toilets at the new central train station in Berlin. For the largest railway station in all of Europe, built at a cost of nearly $615 million dollars, you'd think the designers would have used their heads and put in more, well, heads. Women in particular have been complaining about the long lines, and a spokesman for the station said that they're working as quickly as possible to build a "second" set of toilets.

A "second" set? For 300,000 people a day?

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23rd May 2006

The world's most expensive phone number was auctioned for charity yesterday in Qatar.

The number, 666 6666, sold for 10m Qatari riyals or £1.5m...

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A British teacher's two-hour flight home to Manchester from France turned into a 30-hour voyage through six airports and three countries.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/airlines/story/0,,1780875,00.html

 

Rugby World Cup Tickets

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey"
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu,

"Those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

 

Something for Rooney to remember the 2006 games...

 

Ooooooh, some people here are going to hate that!

 

I thought he was doing that all the time to the nice girls in the audience...??!

 

Anybody remember this great classis single from the early 1980´s??

Just bought it from the local net auction...

 

Of course you can get Zid Vicious T-shirts...

http://www.tshirts365.com/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=2136

And it seems Zidane´s mother is rather mad about it all...

"Talking in a fury to British daily Mirror, Malika Zidane warned the Italian defender she wants his "b*lls chopped off" for igniting the ugly spat."

 

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/07/17/bush.tape/index.html

Bush caught off-guard in chat with Blair

Apparently not expecting an open mic to pick up his remarks, Bush told Blair: "See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over."

"What about Kofi Annan?" Bush asked Blair. "I don't like the sequence of it. His attitude is basically cease-fire and everything else happens."

Blair responded, "I think the thing that is really difficult is you can't stop this unless you get this international presence agreed."

 

More Bush in action with Merkel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geFCRNOWni4

 

OOps!Hmmm?





Photo taken near the South African coast during a military exercise by the British Navy.

( At the bottom of the site )

 

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down.

"What was that for?" the Chinese man asked.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man said.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, you are all the same!"

"Oh!"

They continued walking and after a while the Chinese man whirled and knocked the Jewish man to the ground.

"What was that for?" the Jewish man asked.

"That was for the Titanic!"

"The Titanic? That was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, you are all the same."

 

Nice on Kai...but i've seen that picture before. Its completely fabricated (as if the size of shark didnt give it away). And thats actually the Golden Gate Bridge over in CA...not South Africa. I saw the authenticity of said picture debated somewhere else....

 

Miniature Moscow being sold

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060803/ap_on_re_eu/russia_moscow_panorama

 

http://sixfaces.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_sixfaces_archive.html

 

Not a very good idea!

Better idea: Just leave the grenade be

Brazilian man dies opening rocket-propelled grenade with sledgehammer

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14271377/