The Kingdom of Urqh?

urqh · Sep 9, 2009

Sore loser..

wtid45 · Sep 9, 2009

NITWITS! I cant help it its gonna come out.................we are the Knights of NEE!!!! And we want our shruburry

urqh · Sep 9, 2009

And wtid45 now has the heavy horsemen, 1st and 2nd 24th 6th airborne and archers under his command.. Jaeger takes the Bezerkers.. Jugs us marines a58 the 101and 82nd. Who wants the guards?

urqh · Sep 9, 2009

In fact pick your unit and ill fit lt in our order of battle.. Im sure musso wont mind in the least..

Jaeger · Sep 9, 2009

OOB

1st Urqhian Irregulars Regiment (light)

Commanding Officer Jaeger

1Bn Somerset's angry at the VAT (Berserkers)
3Bn Greater London Yobs (Yeomanry)
4/13Bn Glasgow Pub-Brawlers (Fusileers)
9Bn Essex Ladettes (TA)

Motto:
Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Regimental March: Evil Scotsman
YouTube - billy connoly - evil scotsman

Ceremonial chief:

Bill Nighy

PzJgr · Sep 9, 2009

Voted for the mother country.........España. Gotta give you a challenge

Mussolini · Sep 9, 2009

I think I am going to remove the 'Urqh' option since it really doesn't help with the poll >.<

urqh · Sep 9, 2009

See thats the way to do it.. Ill sit in my tent and map out the campaign.. I may have to coop members for unit command.. Lou you have the Buffs..go across yonder river and do some buffing my good man.. Sloniksp take the ghurkas and dig in.. They know all about elephants. The camp needs cess pits..wheres musso and the pioneer corps?

Mussolini · Sep 9, 2009

Just finishing up your sleeping quarters - inside the latrines, just where you like it Urqh.

BTW, the Kingdom of Urqh has imploded in civil war fighting over the best cesspool bed, so now there are only 11 options.

Vote today! Will be starting the campaign tonight.

Joe · Sep 9, 2009

Kingdom of Urqh? Sure you don't mean the People's Democratic Republic of Urqh? I doubt Urqh has blue blood...if he does, well I recommend he sees a doctor...blood is meant to be red.Anyway, I voted for the United Provinces, not too strong to start off with so still a challenge, but not to weak either to make it ridiculously hard. Plus, the Dutch have funny accents.

Jaeger · Sep 9, 2009

Mussolini said:

Just finishing up your sleeping quarters - inside the latrines, just where you like it Urqh.

BTW, the Kingdom of Urqh has imploded in civil war fighting over the best cesspool bed, so now there are only 11 options.

Vote today! Will be starting the campaign tonight.
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The Urqh shall rise again...

mikebatzel · Sep 9, 2009

Mussolini said:

Just finishing up your sleeping quarters - inside the latrines, just where you like it Urqh.

BTW, the Kingdom of Urqh has imploded in civil war fighting over the best cesspool bed, so now there are only 11 options.

Vote today! Will be starting the campaign tonight.
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Shouldn't that make 13? I thought we get to decide which side of the Urqhite insurection we get to fight for. I'm on the side with the most booze.

urqh · Sep 9, 2009

Jaeger--"break out the shnappes

wtid45 · Sep 9, 2009

If he gets me my cake im Urqhs man till death! wine for my men we ride at dawn

LRusso216 · Sep 9, 2009

Mussolini said:

I think I am going to remove the 'Urqh' option since it really doesn't help with the poll >.<
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Blimey! We've been censored. Save your pounds and quid. The urqh shall rise again!

urqh · Sep 9, 2009

What am i going to do with all this tea booze and ginger cake now

urqh · Sep 9, 2009

ont worry lou freedom can never be silenced and st helena cant hold usall

wtid45 · Sep 9, 2009

urqh said:

What am i going to do with all this tea booze and ginger cake now
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TEA AND GINGERCAKE! im a coffee and cream cake man meself and im trying to give up the grog but fear not in the distance I can hear the rumble of welsmen going forth to battle............... with Russia. 3-1 my arse no world cup again oops wrong thread mind you this ones gone south.............. so what the heck

Jaeger · Sep 9, 2009

The Second coming of the Urqh

And lo in the morning mist the seven figures appeared. The moot was set, the sherry was poured and the cakes plentiful. The men sat down at the table and a great silence fell. Many a reason there was for this silence, Jugs felt uncomfortable since the moot was three miles from his beloved beachead, Wtid knew the consequences of singing, LRusso216 wondered if he was of the Pennsylvania dutch, Mikebatzel was envious because of the seatingarrangment, Richard felt a need for a pee coming on, Jaeger marveled at the good tank country in the area and finaly Urqh wondered who these men were. As he was about to speak Richard went to the little Urqhs room.

The moot lasted many a peebreak. With Richard avereging 22minutes, and given Wtid's consume of bewerages, this moot was bound to take time. Many a misdeed had to be mended, and two had to be learned the rules of cricket. "why spoil it with rules?" some pondered loudly. The split in the Kingdom of Urqh needed to heal. The revolt had not fared well. In a contest of bingedrinking the happy go lucky Juggonite Marines had joined in on the regimental choir of the South Welsh Pensioneers (rifles) battlehymn. This sparked mayhem. The SWP were deeply offended at singing color, when it is blatantly obvious that it should be colour. Lord Noodles 2bn of the South Staffs old farts (Light infantry) could not stand the noise and ran in terror. However they ploughed through the Pennsylvania Brigade in the middle of mass. The South Staffs therby gained the dubious honour of beeing the only military unit to interrup 16 different religious meetings in a meadow. The 4bn of the Pennsylvania Brigade wanted to set after them and give them a good talking to. However the Brigadeer LRusso216 had by mistake conscripted the entire battalion of Quakers, so they decided to take up farming instead. The Scranton Brigade all conscrips from the Armpit of America itself did give chase. This smaller brigade under Mikebatzel consisted of just two bn's. An Irish and Polish. And there was a great melee in some of the best foxhunting country in all of upper Urqhshire.

On the next day they were all friends, the rebellion (if there indeed ever was one) a thing of the past.

The Warlords gathered their men to yet another moving speech from their master. Three times the mighty king tried to mount his steed, and three times he failed. So it was Mikebatzel who offered the solution to place him on the balcony, and a clever plan this was. The railing had plenty of grip and two aides provided stability. As Urqh was about to start his adress Richard went to pee.

Behold your six commanders. There are nonethlike in heaven or earth...Thank God! They have all been naughty, but that is now a thing of the past. We need to adress the real problem. Our main advesary.. The man who marks his words with an angry penguin... The man who's standard no-longer has an M on a blue background. The man we all think of as M, as this is place is not fitting to pronunce his name in full, and more to the point it was a good pint of dry gin since I had the power to do so. (the soldiers in the front rows nodded at the sincerity of their commander. The older and more seasoned campaigners had heard this before and went for a pint.)
Futhermore the nasty M now has a trio of dullards to command his legions. These commanders are of the ilk who will stay on topic. They will obey the grave seriousness in polling. But they are misguided. There is Joe who opted to be Dutch, a fair call had it not been for the fact that Slava had opted for the same. Pzjgr is the sneaky one. Which figures since he is blatantly Spanish.

Fear not my men for against the three sober men I give you my six commanders. Juggs the Marine, thin in clothes and thick of head, Mikebatzel with the white helm, Wtid who's welshmen have moisted many battlefields with spit doing their songs, LRusso216 with his three, sorry two battlehardened battallions, Jaeger with his mobile madhouse, and Richard and his flawless china.

So if M can field his sober trio, I give you our six...I give you our six nitwits.

(A loud cheer went to the sky.)

Tomorrow we march to war.

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urqh · Sep 9, 2009

Knights of the round table would be jelous of such a noble brotherhood a real band of sissys sorry brothers we await freedom to call us tothe fore one day stay ready for silence is not for our warrior kind

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