The Three Word Story, Part II

a discarded thong

 

from the end


( )

 

of his long

(hehehe....)

 

and very knobbly



( )

 

fishing rod. My

 

uncle was a


(Stix, you are no fun!!! I was thinking toes! )

 

very nasty Hobbit

(No Stix, I did not introduce you to this, you introduced me to it)

 

with a minigun.

 

and something to

 

smoke when he


(Has everyone met my uncle then? )

 

saw The Jewels


(come on Roel)

 

belonging to the

 

dwarf who lived


(Hey I've been promoted! )

 

with his six

 

shorter brothers and
(If you think we're going to salute, have another think )

 

Snow Blue, who

 

didn't use Daz



(Cheers Oli I can always count on you to put me in my place! )

 

and had unclean

 

undergarments underneath her

 

washing machine but