The Three Word Story, Part II

followed his diet

(I think the word Tom meant is that one word that makes "It's a Long Way to Tipperary" sound so funny nowadays... )

 

of down pillows

 

and feather dusters

(what word? I'm in the dark here)

 

even though he


(Ricky...you're lost??!!!! I'm lost and I was having the conversation!!!)

 

choked and coughed

(First lines:

"Up to mighty London came
An Irish lad one day,
All the streets were paved with gold,
So everyone was gay!"

Need I say more)

 

when drinking water

(ahhh, 'nuff said)

 

from the large


(Can you explain it to me then, I thought we were on about sniggering...am I having a blond moment? :lol: )

 

fountain of youth
(time to do my little share again )

 

found in the

 

Kremlin's main square

(So that's what they've been hiding there! I knew it )

 

near the statue

 

of Ivan the

(actually, the original word I used was "nonce." Though I used it properly, I was informed shortly after that this word now has a new meaning.

Reading all these parenthetical comments, I'm starting to wonder about "sniggering," though! It does sound somewhat less than complimentary, doesn't it!?)

 

Timid, who was


( ....best not use that word!)

(Parental warning : This film contains sniggering! )

 

so important that

 

he was forgotten

 

by the hordes

 

of dave's admirers

 

from hell. Descending

 

into the deepest

 

forum depths, he