The "wish" with consequences game

Hey Joe, come on man, that's o consequece.

That is deathx10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 LOL

 

Granted. Unfortunatly some of us are so Ugly we all turn to stone.

I wish I had the right paint so I could actually finish that darn ME-110!

 

So is this the famous Italian retreat pistol for shooting at your enemy while running away?

 

Granted, but unfortuanetly after you paint the ME 110 they recall the paint due to the fact that it's made in China and contains airborne E. Coli.

I wish that I was on that the rugby club I'll be joining was free!

 

Granted. But you failed to read the fine print when you joined. Membership is free but every game you lose will cost you $500.

I wish new cars did'nt cost so much.

 

Granted, they are coming out with the new 2008 Yugo and it only costs $4,995 + shipping and handling. You buy one and find out it has plastic brake pads and guess what kind of death you encounter.

I wish I could find a fourm subject that would astound and amaze the forum members so much that they would send me cash in the mail.

 

Granted you are now the proud owner of a brand new Yugo! Unfortunately, it is such a total POS you are forced to ride the bus as it never running.

I wish it was already Friday and time to leave work.

 

granted but then your boss says youll be workin weekends as well for the rest of your life.

i wish that i could manipulate time and space

 

Granted. Now you are so busy playing with time, you forget what year it is.........best I could come up with.


I wish I could be a Judge.

 

Granted, you are now the most famous judge and are on your way to the top until some whacko finds he does not agree with your sense of "morality" and assasintes you with a C-4 under your chair.

I wish I could have the best gourmet coffee every morning I wake up!

 

Granted but your doctor tells you that caffeine will kill you in 6 months and sex is bad for you also.

I wish I could mix the perfect Marqrita and stay stoned all the time.

 

Granted. You get a perfect margrita which you are forced to gulp down after making it yourself and are then stoned to death by a mob of angry Islamist fundimentalists!

I wish I was a CEO making millions a year.

 

Granted, but the year is 2002 and your name is Bernie Ebbers.

I wish I owned a yacht.

 

Granted...It sinks and you die a hideous watery death!

I wish I had a private jet (I think I know what the consequence is going to be here)

 

Granted. Then this happens to you... The Odyssey of Flight 33 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I wish I had a "real" wish.

 

Granted. You are now on "real"ity TV show Dancing with the stars and your partner is Hillary
Clinton.

I wish I could be a cowboy.

 

Granted, a brokeback mountain cowboy

I wish I could eat steak every single night for the rest of my life.

 

Granted, but 1 year later your intestines have 50 lbs of undigested red meat, growth hormones, parasites, and preservatives. Your body shuts down.

I wish there were 20 Earths, and you could transport between any of them at any time.

 

Granted, but mid way between earths the teleport systems breaks down and you are stuck flotating in the unknown parts of space. The goverment decides to abandon the project due to the risk of the lives in the teleport and decides that your sacrifice was more than worth the lesson learned.

I wish I could be Gambit in the X-Men!

 

granted. Unfortunately the government brands All X-men as terrorists. You get picked up by the CIA and go to Guantanamo bay.

I wish I had more money. (Yawn)