The "wish" with consequences game

Granted but then Blackwater see's you as a possible threat to their enterprise and decides to make sure that doesn't happen.

I wish the Islanders would win tonight.

 

Granted, however a Bronx drug dealer buys the team and moves them to the Bronx and calls them the Gangster Bronxters

I wish there was money to be made in dog urine.

 

Granted. A steady flow of monies start coming in. However, you fall in love with your new wealth, and, since the love of money is the root of all evil, you become ever more paranoid of others trying to take it from you until you eventually die an insane recluse.

I wish Hollywood still put out American patriots the way it did in the 30's, 40's and 50's.

 

Granted and America was a proud beacon of hope throughout the world(Opps I forgot you weren't a Liberal)

I wish the Red Sox would win the playoffs!

 

Granted, however a big hole appears in the ground and they all get sucked in.

I wish my cold would go away...

 

Granted. However, your cold was only a vague set of symptoms for obstructive sleep apnea - the next night you die in a horible nightmare where Nancy Pelosi becomes president.

I wish I still had my Gerber 1986 Mark II.

 

Granted. However, It explodes right after you get it back.

I wish my cat was more obedient.

 

-My KNIFE "explodes?" C'mon Joe, you can do better than that!

-Granted. The next day he "curls up for a visit." Nursing home cat can sense death? | U.S. | Reuters

 

No, please, shoo, go away Casey please!
Right, change of consequence.
After it is mysteriously returned, You pick it up, and In a state of massive happiness, jump around like a magical pixie. However, you forgot to tidy up that banana skin, and you slip and stab yourself in the eye. You run into the street, blood pouring from your face, screaming for help. Unfortunately, It is Halloween Night, and everyone cheers as it is the best costume in town. Or so they think. Anyway, You run into the museum, and fall into a pile of WW2 German Uniforms. You run outside wearing a German Steel helmet, and a WW2 Veteran hits you with his walking stick. The (short sighted) crowd think You are a German Invader and join in the beating.

Any better?

 

You have been exonerated!

 

Now do anothe wish...it's still your turn.

 

WOW Joe, that got me rolling. Good Stuff!

 

EDIT

 

Granted. Unfortunately, the people you sell it to don't know how to drive, and drive through a Children's play area at 150MPH (fast Van ), knocking over 650 children (there's a children's concert going on), until the Police start the chase. As the Police can't catch them, they call in some F16 Jets to hunt them down. unfortunately, The jets arrive just as they park the van on YOUR drive, and, as the Air Force Ground crew accidentally loaded some Tactical nukes on the Planes, blow you to smithereens.

I wish nothing was poisonous and everything tasted nice.

 

granted but everything tastes TOO nice and your brain overloads and explodes a brain shard lands in the drink of the president of the USA (powerful explosion) he drinks it slips hits the *destroy the world button* and everyone dies the end.

i wish spore the game would come out tomorrow.

 

Granted, but upon awakening, you look outside your window only to see a giant mushroom cloud.

I don't know much about video? games, but this one looks pretty neat. I love the little video... SPORE

I wish my banjo was already fixed and ready for pickup.

 

granted but the place burns down destroying your banjo you go to your room and sulk for the rest of your life.

i wish i had a time machine like on back to the future part 2

 

Granted. However, some thing goes wrong and you go back to the 1800's and get hanged. (yes I have seen BTTF). And yes hanged is A word, its past tense for hang as in hanged from a gallows. it's a
different word to Hung.

I wish, uh, I had a pet bear.

 

granted but the bear goes into a frenzy and eats you

i wish i could venture into that great blue yonder.