The "wish" with consequences game

Granted. They agree that they alternate the 'sas' and 'saw' every 2 years. This gets confusing for everybody so the President launches some nukes at them to sort out the confusion. Unfortunatly, He was also testing a Missile-mirror in that area, so the missiles bounce back onto Russia who retaliates. You now have WW3.

I wish Preston was the capital of the UK.

 

granted but it is too over crowded a plague breaks out then a fire (sound familar)


i wish the story of supreme commander (research this) came true everything from the earth empire to the infinate war.

 

Rest assured, there is absolutly NO sugar in MY tank!

 

aww so nobodies gona grant my wish.

 

Granted, however, the door to the toilet has strangely been cemented shut!
I wish my pants weren't so muddy.

 

Granted, but it's not actually mud but another brown pungent substance...

I wish I didn't have to travel half way across the UK today.

I think the most negative possible concequence to this has to be 'Preston is now capital of the UK'

 

Whats wrong with Preston? It happens to be the most cleanest, multicultural, nicest City anyware in the world!











-Yeah right! At least theres some good pie shops.

Oh Yeah. Granted. You have to travel halfway across the universe!
I Wish Preston WAS the cleanest and nicest city in the world.

 

granted, but now you have to travel ALL the way across!

i wish the cold weather didn't bother me so much!

 

Since i'm a nice guy I'll answer your wish without complaining.

Granted. But then the tepreture rises by 50 degrees and the hot weather bothers you alot!
I Wish Preston WAS the cleanest and nicest city in the world.

 

Granted, but now the capital city of Albion, this land of hope and glory, this green and pleasant land, it is now...

...Wrinkleton!

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, but you crash.

I wish I was able to write and type \without any spelling mistakess!

 

Granted but now you correct everyone elses mistakes as a matter of course and thus rapidly alienate yourself from friends and family until eventually you beat yourself to an early grave with a copy of the Concise Oxford Dictionary.

I wish I could think of more wishes

 

Granted....but them you forget them!

I wish my neighbors weren't so freaking loud!

 

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish I had more dosh to spend on rubbish on e-bay...

 

Granted, but the rubbish you buy is actually something totally different than what you ordered.

I wish I could think of something to wish for...

This game's getting a bit boring now

 

granted but you wish for world war 3 everyone dies the end.

i wish my WOW char lvl went up by 35 lvls.

 

Granted, but you become a person who plays WOW.
Oops, too late!

I wish WOW didn't exist.

 

I think this thread needs to be revived. It's fun.

Change my last wish. I wish I had my own Hovercraft.