The "wish" with consequences game

Granted. However he brought with him a strange disease...


I wish wish I.

 

However you are found to be to wishy washy, so nothing can be done.

I wish Goebbels had been a stammerer.

 

Granted. Hitler has him shot for being to annoying. A paradox opens and the universe is ripped to shreds.


X-Ray or Xylophone?

 

Oh, blast!!!

What do I have to do now then, I've forgotton.

 

Alright, Here we go.

I wish for you to choose between an X-Ray and a Xylophone!

 

I choose the Xylophone and hit you over the head with it for making silly mistakes, you damned punk!

I wish Christmas and Halloween to run on alternate years.

 

Your wish is granted the US economy collapses when it loses one of its two biggest spending holidays each year and the economic collapse forces the US into a depression which leads to revolution and a complete collapse of the World Order.

I wish I were a purple cow.

 

Granted. However, you fall over because you are not used to walking on four legs and roll into an incinerator. you die a hideous fiery death.

I wish Za grew an arse on the back of his head! D)

 

Granted but you have to sit directly behind him for the rest of your life while Za eats nothing but baked beans, cabbage and broccoli.

I wish I were a nerdy, Star Trek watching geek. . . .

 

Granted. However, You are a nerdy, Star Trek watching geek...

I wish Za grew another arse in front of his face!

 

Hey! Watch your mouth, this is supposed to be a

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Well are you going to grant my wish or not?

 

No.

 

Please?

 

Granted, but he then breeds which generates a new dominant chromosome and all people within 1 thousand years have arse faces.

I wish for prostitution to be a federally regulated/augmented business so the women were clean and there were no inhibitions.

 

Granted. However one slips and explodes thus destroying the earth.


I wish waiters where all comedians.

 

Exploding prostitutes?

 

Oh yes. It's the latest fashion.