The "wish" with consequences game

Granted, but your dog decides to never listen to you again.

I wish I could read minds and tell truth from lies.

 

I wish some folks would just go away HINT HINT HINT

 

Granted, but your dog decides to never listen to you again.

I wish I could read minds and tell truth from lies.

 

Granted but the power to do so makes you so depressed that you have to shun human companionship and lead the lonely life of a hermit until one day you commit suicide.

I wish I had $100 for every post made in these forums.

 

GRANTED but for every $100 dollar bill your body parts are chopped off and fed to wolves.

I Wish people were always nice.

 

Granted but only in the sense that all people become bricks, mortar and beam in the buildings of Nice, France.

I wish we all could truly fathom the brilliance of Za.

 

Granted and we all realize he is quite dumb...


I wish mary didn't have a little lamb...


Cheers...

 

Granted but Mary did have every venereal disease known to modern medicine and passed them on to you on the night you lost your virginity.

I wish you well!

 

Granted. However you become unwell.

I wish all keyboards all over the world where the same. (This damn Portugese one is far too small for me! And all the special keys are in the wrong place!)(Yeah I'm on my holidays)

 

Hahaha, just saw this, you S.O.B.s! :lol:

Granted Joe, but henceforward we'll all use Ciryllic keyboards!

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How I wish you were here!

 

Granted, but then you would realize that I am quite hideous and dull and give off a rather pleasant odor and have taken up residence in your kitchen!

I wish the Chinese team did not have so many Gold Medals.

 

Granted. But the rest of the world doesn't either.

I wish The People's Democratic Republic of Korea was called Omletteland.

 

Granted, but it is the only place in the world from which you can get eggs. Due to a sanitation problem, all the eggs become infested with a disease and turn purple and unedible. Except by Burt Bakarack for some strange reason.

I wish for a large nacho hat.

 

Granted. It explodes. You die.

I wish tha............cccccccckkkkkkkkkk!

 

Joe told me about a thread which was active WAY back before i joined, i tried searching for it, but i didn't find it, so i decided to make a new one.

What you are supposed to do is to make a wish(But it has a consequence).

Like this:

I wish i could go fishing.

Then you answer with a consequence and make a wish...

 

But I'd get fired for calling in to work.

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

But they were set on fire.

I wish i had a MG-42

 

Then I would trade it for a .50 cal

I wish that I was already retired instead of having to wait 17 more months....

 

The consequence is that i might add some time on your wait, say... 12 Years?

 

That would suck.

I wish that wouldn't happen....