The "wish" with consequences game

Granted. But he becomes really smart and realises that being ruthless is the best way to stay in office. He turns America into a Dictatorship, the CIA beat the opposition in the streets, state sponsored vice, ect ect.

I wish I had a supersonic jet and new how to fly it.

 

Granted, but fuel prices are so high that you can't afford to even start it up.

I wish I was 16, and know what I know now.

 

Granted. She still slaps you silly and laughs at you.

I wish the human race could travel to other stars

 

Granted. But you forgot your laser gun and lost a battle with aliens-who then slowly (and painfully) killed you.

I wish I felt no pain

 

Granted. Now you won't feel it when you're shot with a lazor gun.


I wish I could ride in and shoot the gun of a Tiger tank.

 

granted: But your hear the roaring scream of a Typhoon's rockets coming towards you.

 

Granted: You get a tiger in your tank every time you fill up at Exxon

I wish I could spend a passion filled night with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

 

Hey Hawker, I wish you would answer my post on fans in Russian planes !!

 

xP

Wish granted: but you will learn later from your itching.. that you might of attrac... UH.. uh
and to the other wish: granted but.. the answer will be a blank.. HUH?

I wish I could be sedated

 

Granted! You are now on a permanent Thorazine drip working 19 hours a day in a sweat shop factory in Burma spooling single ply toilet paper onto cardboard tubes. The drip is your pay for doing this work. Have a nice life.

I wish I were a rock star

 

Granted.. by you over dose on heroine on your second day.

I wish I was famous astronaut

 

Granted, you buy a very fast sports car, get high, get on the wheel and crash into a wall doing 200 mph. And also you are gay.

I wish I were an airliner pilot. :ww1ace:

 

You were quicker, interesting thing though we had similar wishes. Let the show go on.

 

Wow, took a fun game and some dumb ass had to make it political

 

Then you meet the proverbial Five Shermans (TM) and the last one shoots you in the ass.

I wish I were a teacher in a school of sardines.

 

Granted...But the fishy smell is unbearable.

I wish I was related to the Queen

 

Granted, but you are her (deceased) grandfather.

I wish I had half the money in the world.

 

Granted. But you get mugged and loose it all. And end up in hospital for 6 months.

I wish I owned all the major companys in the world.

 

Sorry for the mess, but I want to make my point here not to look like a discriminating bastard. What made me think that joking about being gay is such a stupid comment lies here,
http://www.ww2f.com/free-fire-zone/17704-world-pc-madness-10.html#post225196
http://www.ww2f.com/free-fire-zone/17704-world-pc-madness-10.html#post225235
And you can also see me sticking my tongue out like that which means 'just kidding pals, not serious.' I wouldn't post this message, but I can't help people think about me as someone who discriminates or insults people due to their race, religious beliefs, sexual choice, political views, the TV channel they watch, the music they listen to. You see I'm PC all the way.:S!
Again, sorry if I attacked anyone. Will not happen again. :i_surrender: eacekeeper: