The "wish" with consequences game

Granted. You never gain weight but your colesterol and blood pressure are so high you can no longer watch an Elvira movie without having a heart attack,falling down, knocking over the aromic candle,lighting the curtains on fire and dieing a firey death.


I wish I could ride shot-gun in the back of a Formula 1 car.

 

Granted. It rains and rains and rains. 5 meters of rain in 10 minutes. Everyone drowns and dies a hideous watery death.

I wish i had a laptop.

 

Granted. She wants $20 now which you don't have. The bouncer beats you within an inch of your life!

I wish I wasn't as sore as I currently am (which is pretty sore).

 

Granted. However, as soon as you cheer up you realize that without your being sore, you've got absolutly NO personality!

I wish I was rich AND good looking.

 

granted. but you are last person on the face of the earth so it does you no good!

i wish had an xbox 360!

 

granted but theres a powersurge and the xbox blows up setting the house on fire and you die fiery death.

i wish i knew what i wanted to wish for!

 

granted, but then you forget your wish...........and die a fiery death.
i know it makes no sense, but i just wanted to say that too!

i wish i could travel back in time!

 

Granted, you instantly become an absolute genious developing a time machine, and are put in an insane asylum for delusional fantasies and never get to use your time machine.

I wish that O Jerusalem is coming to a theater closer to me!

 

Granted. But after an unfortunate popcorn-related accident, you get banned from the theater. That theater tells other theaters, and you are banned from all theaters in the world. You form a group of fellow banned patrons, call it the dangerous-and-funny-troupe (DAFT). You head out into the jungle, and start winning the heart and the mind of a large boab tree. After it turns out the tree was a spy for the Naval-Astronomy-Stupendous-triplet-Yobs (NASTY), you get kidnapped and tortured. You are forced to watch Big brother live for 24 hours, your eyelids being taped up so you cant close them, and you are tied to a char with barbed wire. After you get thrown in a cell with several World of Warcraft playing nerds, You use one of them to batter down the door. As you escape for freedom, you are captured by the Naughty Apes and Zebra Immigrants (NAZI), who sexually assault you. After hours of being Anally raped by Gorillas and stripey horses, you finally escape to New York city. You walk towards a burger stand for some food (you havent eaten in three days), You get hit by a bus. The bus then crashes into the Empire state building, and throws president Putin out of the top-storey window. Russia accuses America of assassinating him and launches a nuclear missile at America. America retaliates and viola, you have WW3. I hope your happy.

I wish everyone did as I told them.

 

granted but when you are in your house you ask for a toasted sandwhich, a spark comes from the gas fire hits a wooden plank and sets your house on fire and you die a fiery death.

i wish i had superpowers!

 

Joe,

WOW!

 

Im very good at telling random stories like that...just ask Repulse about my 'Vietnam' story...

 

i'm almost afaid to ask!!!!!!!!
alright spill the beans Repulse!!!

 

well joe it was SO huge i cant remember much but ill try t goes like this

I was in vietnam shipped from america when my platoon(not sure of this bit)
was ambushed i ran away to europe and i was running yeh running through a forest and i saw will grindrod i said hi will grindrod and im running and in still running and i say hi to a grizly bear i see adam dawkins and i say get himgrizzly bear, and im runnin yep still runnin i say hi joesph heath and im runnin still runnin and im out of the forest and i see an ice cream truck and i run out and get hit by a bus

this sums it up real was 100000x longer

 

Yeah it kinda took 2 weeks to finish it...and I pretty much got on everyone's nerves doing it.

 

espiacally adam dawkin's nerves
anyway back to the wishing.

 

I think you last wished...

Granted. You have the superpowers of super-smelly farts...then society shuns you. You are fed up with having no friends so you jump off a cliff...unfortunatly you land in a bucket of horse manure and live, but you can't get out of the manure. The super-cruel farmer doesn't help you get out but keeps you alive by feeding you and giving you water.

I wish my total posts miraculously increased by 497

 

granted but then the sever crashes and everyones posts, goes back to 0.

i wish that i was Emperor of the world and nothing bad happened.

 

Granted. But then you realize that life in such a bizarro world is so totally fruitless and painfully boringthat death would be a most tender mercy!


I wish that WW2Forums had an annual conference where we could all meet face to face.