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What if you met Hitler?

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  1. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    Score one for sanity [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    Za Rodinu, Jul 15, 2007
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  2. Joe

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    One thing to say-I love those dancing bananas! Where do you get them?
     
    Joe, Jul 15, 2007
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  3. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    Why did you have to say that? Otto and Peppy are going to eat you alive! :D

    They're in the forum web gallery, page down and look at the bottom left! http://www.ww2f.com/gfx
     
    Za Rodinu, Jul 15, 2007
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    Get his autograph.
     
    Roddoss72, Jul 15, 2007
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  5. Ironcross

    Ironcross Dishonorably Discharged

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    You should then take a picture of that ball and go to Britian so Mr. Churchill could blackmail Hitler.
     
    Ironcross, Jul 16, 2007
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    von Poop Waspish

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    The image is building in my mind of the time-travelling members of this forum milling around a party at the Berghof generally stealing hats, taking photos of the fuhrers balls , and asking for autographs & souvenirs. Some of us are arguing with each other & the Leibstandarte are starting to look a little twitchy... I may have to punch Goering later as he won't let me have his belt no matter how nicely I ask... nice schnapps though.
    :dance4::fuhrerwein::pelvicthruster:

    :spar1::spar2:
     
    von Poop, Jul 16, 2007
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    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    Damn the belt, his baton would be worth a bob or two.
     
    Za Rodinu, Jul 16, 2007
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    I'd thought that but couldn't bring myself to ask after his 'baton' while a request is being made to the nearby fuhrer to drop his trousers...
     
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    LOL. "Hey Adolph, can you autograph my copy of Mein Kampf?" or " Since Eva
    will be available soon, do you mind if I......."
     
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  10. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    I think a good question for him would be, "Adolf, do you understand the role of the Quartermaster Corps and the relationship between available transport and the sustainability of fighting troops? If so, then why do you continue to insist that your armies fight while surrounded and/or without adequate means of supply?"
    "As a corollary to this theory, do you understand that distance equal time, in the sense that if it takes X number of trucks Y amount of time move to something Z distance, it will take X trucks Y2 amount of time to move the same item Z2 distance, thus halving your total lift capacity without having lost a single truck?"
    "Do you then realize that it is three times farther from the River bug to Moscow than it is from the German border the River Bug and that German engines and rolling stock will not ride on the wide guage Soviet rails and vice versa?"
     
    Slipdigit, Jul 16, 2007
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  11. Sloniksp

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    I hate your mustache!!! :D
     
    Sloniksp, Jul 16, 2007
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  12. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Nyuk nyuk nyuk. What was I thinking?:bow:

    Either grow a real 'stache like your good buddy Uncle Joe, or shave it off. Don't hang with that rediculous piece of what looks like electrican's tape stuck under your nose.
     
    Slipdigit, Jul 16, 2007
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  13. Hawkerace

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    Push him off the railing.. oops.. watch your step!! :/
     
    Hawkerace, Jul 16, 2007
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    I would ask him what medication he was on and suggest he gets the dose checked as he was obviously taking too much, then I would shoot him
     
    mad mike, Jul 16, 2007
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    :rofl: Bloody hilarious! Von Poop gets the award for most
    effective use of smilies.

    I'd ask him for a shot of his best Vitamultin. Then I'd take a spot in the ball photo line-up, which is probably 12 deep by now.
     
    Otto, Jul 16, 2007
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    I'd probably start to tell some Yiddish humour-like jokes, or some of Woody Allen's epic stories! :D

    As an example: 'Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?'. :D :p
     
    Friedrich, Jul 16, 2007
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