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Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by Kai-Petri, Dec 4, 2002.

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  1. bigfun

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    If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started)

    and came upon the following poster...


    [​IMG]











    I mean seriously, would you quit drinking?
     
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  2. skunk works

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    newest patch for the new "Tech" Army
     

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  3. Kai-Petri

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  4. Skipper

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    Well after all this: some wise Chinese Philosphy:

    Confiscius said: "If you fall asleep with an itchy behind, you wake up with a smelly finger".
     
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    A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.

    He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.

    Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.

    Wishing to appear the hot shot, the officer picked up the phone and started to pretend he was exchanging chit chat with the Base Commander.

    He threw Colonel's and General's names around and talked about letting them stay in his Daddy's condo in Hawaii, and then set up a golfing date between him, the Base Commander, and the CO's of the Naval Security Group and Naval Air Facility.

    Finally he hung up and asked the Sergeant, "Can I help you sergeant?"

    The TSGT said, "Yes sir, I'm here to activate your phone lines."
     
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  6. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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  7. Kai-Petri

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  8. skunk works

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    something to think about
     

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  9. skunk works

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    round two
     

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  10. Kai-Petri

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  11. T. A. Gardner

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    What? Little boxes with red X's in them? Been there, seen that....
     
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  12. Kai-Petri

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    Oops...

    A prostitute was once asked whether Mickey Rooney had stamina in the bedroom. "Are you kidding?" she replied. "Four minutes of f---ing and sixteen minutes of imitations!"
     
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  13. Martyn

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    Kal-Petri, I cannot access these pictures. Maybe send them to personal E-mail of pank100@yahoo.co.uk. I'd love to see them, I'd also like to hear your personal experiences of WW2.
     
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  14. Kai-Petri

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    Sorry, I am not a veteran but a WW2 history enthusiast....
     
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  15. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    What If...

    Instead of

    [​IMG]



    The Waffen-SS dressed like this?

    [​IMG]



    The result would be

    [​IMG]


    :D :D :D :D

    Ok, I know it's [​IMG]
    :lol:
     
    Za Rodinu, Aug 19, 2008
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  16. Joe

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    What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?




    A walkie-talkie!
     
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  19. Stefan

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  20. skunk works

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    A bit closer than what TV is allowed to show....I think....anyway.
     

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