Some jokes and some funny pics...

An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking his pipe and eyeing two US Government Officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" (fictional name constructed for the joke) was being queried by one official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his material wealth. You have seen his progress, and the damage he has done." The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the officials for about a minute and then calmly replied; "When the white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty of buffalo, plenty of beaver, women did all the work cooking, cleaning, foraging. Medicine man’s services are free, the men spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve a system like that."

 

July 20, 1969 joke. A Native American tells his Chief:

- The palefaces have arrived at the moon, Chief!
- What, all of them?

 

Was he speaking? I was too busy laughing at the hat

 

Soviet Union 1977... Brejnev time.

Brejnev took his mother from her little village to show her what he as achieved as a leader. He takes her to Moscow to show her what he had made of the Soviet Union. He shows her the National Bank, the markets all the buildings and statues he had ordered in order to modernize and show the wealth of the Soviet Union.
But something was wrong... all along his mother was quiet and still. always nervous glancing everywhere...

Brejnev asked her: "Mother, why are you acting like that?? Aren't you amazed and proud at what you son has achieved?"

His mother answered: "Of course I am son but, what if the communists return??"



Cheers...

 

The difference between a "Pilot" & an "Airplane-Driver".

Stunt Plane Loses Wing - SPIKE

 

that has got to be doctored! if not that's absolutely amazing!

 

It has been, it's fake but cool.

 

Here you go.

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Yeah, now that is amazing!

 

More irritant History Channel bullsh!t. Why do we see A-7 and F-100 footage? Or that fake flight footage with the wing edited out? I'm not saying the episode didn't happen but I find these HC dramatizations awfully annoying!

 

Yes the F-100.
The Air Force people I know said it was pretty common for the "tail" section to break off on a hard landing. The experimental years. Power (yes in afterburner)(lousy range/air time), but not much else till the 106.
Super Saber
Voodoo
Delta Dagger
Star fighter
Thud
Pilots have their preferences and emotional attachments but, a lot of "quirks/kinks" to iron out in the series. Fix one, gain another.

 

I wasn't maligning the F-100, I was ranting about the ignorant mishmashes History Channel uses! My respect for the Century Series (F-100, F-101, F-102, F-104 (well...), F-105, F-106!!)

Aha! the red-cross-in-a-square joke!

 

That´s a nasty one....

 

Seen in another forum:

If Heidi Klum (sigh!) had twin turbojets and a tailhook, she would be a Vigilante.

 

A rather pompous and self-righteous man walks into reception in a motel. He says: "I hope that the p0rn channel on cable in my room is disabled".

Receptionist replies: "You sick bustard, no, its got ordinary people like everyone else watches."

 

Knock Knock!



Who's there?


Biggish!



Biggish who?



Not today, thanks!

 

Could someone translate that last one into American? My English isn't that good......