After inspiration from colourful posts, and from a segment from a popular TV show here in Oz, I would like to start the 'WHAT THE???' thread. Basically, if you have any weird photos, stories or the like, please post them here. I will have several to start this thread off in a few moments...
OK-to start 'WHAT THE???'. A young ladies mobile phone was misplaced and picked up by a store cashier. Wanting to do the right thing and return the phone to it's rightful owner, the helpful cashier went through the in-phone number and memory and came to the 'My Phone' number. She then said "OK, if I ring her, she will know I have her phone".....HMMMM...that shall be a little bit hard when you have her phone in your hand...... WHAT THE?!?!?!
How's this? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb,he opened it and was blown to bits. WHAT THE???
TAOS, NM -A woman went to a poison control center after eating three birth-control vaginal inserts. Her English was so bad she had to draw a picture describing how she believed she had poisoned herself. A translator arrived shortly thereafter and confirmed doctors' suspicions. Marie Valishnokov thought the inserts were some kind of candy or gum, being unable to read the foil wrappers. After the third one, she realized something was wrong when her throat and mouth began to fill with a sour-tasting foam. She ran for the Poison Control Center, only a few blocks away where doctors were able to flush the foam from her mouth, throat and stomach with no ill effects. WHAT THE ?!?!? - A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a fifth of vodka. When asked about the bruises about his head and chest he said that they were from him ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin explode. WHAT THE ?!?! - A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! Puta!" at this the grandmother started to cry and the baby's father had to be restrained. What the doctor should have been saying was "Puja!" (Push!) Instead he was saying, "Whore! Whore! Whore!" WHAT THE ?!?! - A 15-year old boy was laying on a stretcher with his mother sitting next to him. The boy was coming down from "crank" (methamphetamine) that he had injected into his veins with needles he had been sharing with his friends. Concerned about this the doctor asked the boy if there was anything he might have been doing that put him at risk for AIDS. The boy thought for a while then said questioningly, "I've been fucking the dog?" WHAT THE ?!?! A man was brought to the hospital and myocardial infarction diagnosed. This was told to her wife. The doctor heard her telling to the family that her husband suffered of a severe case of " massive internal fart ".... WHAT THE ?!?!
Panzerknacker, this one's just for you! Australian roaches acquire pet status Australians looking for a little creature company in their urban homes are shunning the dog and cat in favour of a more economical pet - the cockroach. Workers in Australia's pet industry say the demand for insects as pets has risen in the past five years because of more cramped urban living conditions. Cockroaches are particular favourites, especially as the largest of the species is native to Australia. "Admittedly they are a bit of an unusual pet," John Olive, one of the major suppliers of giant cockroaches to the Australian pet market, told the Reuters news agency. "But the kids can play with them without getting hurt and they are very low maintenance." Some owners say they enjoy being stroked and will respond if called by name. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3042985.stm WHAT THE?!?!? [ 23. May 2003, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: CrazyD ]
March 23 1944, RAF Sgt. Nickolas Alkemade survived a jump from his Lancaster bomber from 18,000 feet without a parachute What the ?!?!?!!
LONDON (Reuters) - A dentist was found guilty on Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears. A medical tribunal said it was satisfied the evidence showed 51-year-old Alan Hutchinson, who routinely did not wear gloves or wash his hands, had risked the health of "himself, staff and patients" for more than 28 years. A dental nurse who worked for Hutchinson for 16 years said she had caught him urinating in the sink more than once. "He was tucking something into his trousers before zipping them up hastily. I walked over and I was behind him. He moved to the left and I could smell urine," the nurse told the tribunal. The tribunal determined that the dentist's poor hygiene habits made him unfit to practice and struck him off the dental register, banning him from work. "You urinated into a sink in your surgery following which you did not wash your hands and then proceeded to treat a patient. This behaviour was clearly inappropriate and is completely unacceptable," the tribunal chairman said. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070405/tuk-uk-britain-dentist-fa6b408.html
An alcoholic Catholic priest had admitted having sexual relations with a Polish student whose body was found under his chapel floor http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20070403/tuk-priest-admits-affair-with-murder-vic-45dbed5_1.html what the !?!?!?
5th grade students having sex in class while teacher is out http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/03/school.sex.ap/index.html What the !?!?!?!?
