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Discussion in 'Quiz Me!' started by Za Rodinu, Apr 30, 2006.

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  1. von Poop

    von Poop Waspish

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  2. Skipper

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    -2 Pepperoni, extra cheese please.
    -Delivery adress is Rastenburg Bunker , East Prussia.
    -Oh , watch the mines: that delivery guy who came On July 20th 1944 blew it and didn't get any tip!
     
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  3. Skipper

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    -Now if you fart into the right tube, you will go straight. Be careful with your ail, if you miss the tube at the correct moment you might ignit a wrongfuse and you will be swung left or right, capito!

    -Jawohl!!!
     
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  4. Skipper

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    Another version:

    -Hallo Eva, guess wass I am touching through mein pocket?
    -Ach ja, you just wait and see. This time it won't be a Blitzkrieg charge, but a tausend year orgasm!
     
    Skipper, Feb 14, 2008
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  5. T. A. Gardner

    T. A. Gardner Genuine Chief

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    The Islamoterrorist "bicycle bomber," forerunner of the more successful car bomber being readied for a mission. The biggest problem was that the fuzes were found to be too short detonating the bicycle long before its rider could pedal to his target.....
     
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  6. T. A. Gardner

    T. A. Gardner Genuine Chief

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    Yes! Yes! That is a very funny story Josef! And yes! Yes I will be coming by for dinner on the twenty second. Is it alright if I bring a few friends along?
     
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  7. Richard

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    Adolf
    "Good morning sir, can I interest you in a nice set of double glazing windows?"

    Man (To his wife)
    "Honey it's only a bloody call centre."

    Man
    "No thank you."

    Adolf
    "Are you sure your not interested sir."

    Man
    "Yes I'm sure, thank you."

    Adolf
    "We're doing two for one this week sir."

    Man
    "No, no thank you."

    Adolf
    "What if I ordered the Luftwaffe to blow out your windows for free."

    Man
    "What did you just say?"

    Adolf
    "You heard me you second rate human being."

    Man
    "Who the hell do you think you are?" "Adolf Hitler!"

    Adolf
    "Yes."

    Man
    "*&%$!%&*" (Hangs up)

    Adolf (To himself)
    "I love these crank calls."

    Adolf dials another number.

    Adolf
    "Good morning sir, can I interest you in some sexy lace knickers for the wife?"
     
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    Excellent Richard!
     
    Skipper, Feb 14, 2008
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  9. Sturmkreuz

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    "Adolf Hitler"
    Hallo, Stalin, Meine Gutte Freund! Bist du das?

    "Secretary"
    No.. I'll tell Stalin that there's someone on phone

    "Adolf Hitler"
    SCHEISSE!

    "Secretary"
    You callin Adolp?

    "Adolf Hitler"
    Muahahaha.. Jawohl.. Fear Me!

    "Secretary"
    *Background* Honey, Honey.. Asshole on phone"

    "Stalin"
    NEEEINNNN!! O..shit..I mean NJEEET!!

    "Stalin"
    *Grumph* Okay..Okay.. Why break pac?

    "Adolf Hitler"
    Ruski..Ruski.. Polska ist meine und Russland auch!

    "Stalin"
    Ya t'i.... You will neverr reach my land you BRADWURST!

    "Adolf Hitler"
    Jaja.. Ich komm wieder.. Mitt 3 MILLIONEN MÄNNER UND VIELE BRADWURSTEN!

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    "Stalin"
    Russians hate bradwursten... NJET BRADWURST

    "Stalin"
    I hang up! I have nothing for you to talk with!
     
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  10. Skipper

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    All wars have started with a misunderstanding. If Unlce Joe had liked Bratwurst there might have been a barbecue instead of a war :D
     
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  11. Sturmkreuz

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    Do as the rules of Za.

    ONE photos and then he/winner decides who wins and then he posts a new picture!

    Za Rodinu could you please announce winner?
     
    Sturmkreuz, Feb 14, 2008
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  12. Richard

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    Far,far to late. :XD: :rofl:
     
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  13. Skipper

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    Whatever , whoever has a great pic to post go ahead , the more pictures, the merrier.
     
    Skipper, Feb 14, 2008
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  14. Sturmkreuz

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    I have a great one!

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    Sturmkreuz, Feb 14, 2008
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  15. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    "Hermann, stop farting, the poor chap behind can't hold his breath any longer!"
     
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  16. Skipper

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    -Hey Adolf, if you pull my thumb I can fart even louder!
    - Just in case you had some beans , I will keep my arms crossed Hermann
     
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  17. T. A. Gardner

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    Fat Hermann: Awww, Adolf! A new boyfriend just for me on my birthday! You shouldn't have.
     
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  18. Sturmkreuz

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    Fat Hermann: Awww, Adolf! A new boyfriend just for me on my birthday! You shouldn't have.[/quote]

    Should I wear my pink uniform again?
     
    Sturmkreuz, Feb 14, 2008
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  19. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    yeah, this one is not really a competition. Post a pic and people respond until they get tired of the pic, then someone throws another out.:p
     
    Slipdigit, Feb 14, 2008
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  20. Jaeger

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    What? You've grown out of another uniform? Heinie never give me such grief.
     
    Jaeger, Feb 14, 2008
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