Option One or Option Two?

Depends on what time of year. A broken a/c down south in the summer is a bummer (I'm a poet and I didn't even know it....)

I'll go with the broken furnace since we don't have them in Louisiana.

ZZ Top or Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

ZZ Top by a nose. I just love their Codington hot-rods.

As an aside, don't judge Montana by only our "cooler" temperatures. Yes, a real heat-wave in January in Montana would be rather rare since the coldest temperature on record for Montana is also the coldest temperature for the entire lower 48 U.S. On January 20, 1954, -70 °F (-56.7 °C), not counting any "wind-chill". Our average high in January is in the upper 20-lower 30s °F.

But we have had some weird ones here in Big Sky Country, our favorite saying here is; if you don’t like the weather, wait an hour or so. On July 5, 1937 the temperature topped out at 117F° at Medicine Lake in northeastern Montana. This tied the all-time high temperature for Montana previously established at Glendive on July 20, 1893. Combined with the -70F° at Roger's Pass in 1954 (#6), this makes the all-time temperature range recorded in Montana 187F°. This is ALSO the most extreme temperature range experienced in any of the 50 United States.

See:

http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/tfx/tx.php?wfo=tfx&type=html&loc=text&fx=topweather

Loma, Montana holds the United States record for the greatest recorded temperature change. On January 15, 1972 the temperature went from a nippy -56F° (-48C°) to a balmy 49F° (9C°) in less than 24 hours. In a much smaller time frame, on January 11, 1980 the temperature at the Great Falls International Airport rose from -32F° to 15F° in seven minutes as warm, Chinook winds eroded an Arctic air-mass. This 47° degree rise in seven minutes stands as the record for the most rapid temperature change registered in the United States.

See:

Chinook Winds - A False Spring

But, that aside;

Roy Orbison or Buddy Holly?

 

Global warming finally caught up with us here in south Louisiana, the sneaux is melting. It's about 38 degrees. No smoking cigars and riding the lawmower today....

I'll go with Roy.

Time for lunch;

a great big juicy cheeseburger or a fully dressed roast beast poyboy, dripping with gravey

 

What??? This thing is still going???

I hate cheese, so I will go for the second option.

Carbon or oxygen?

 

I come back and didnt expect any more options to exist :O well ill pick carbon for joes one

Falling or tripping?

 

Tripping because you can blame it on someone else.

Beer or liquor?

 

Ice cold draught beer is by far the best. It don't get better than that (for me that is).

rear guard or point man

 

Point Man.
I bet your junk grows 6 inches in that job.

Nose gunner or tail gunner?

 

More or less. I'm sure that your perception becomes excellent after awhile....

tail gunner (more time to line up the sights on the target)

top turret or ball gunner

 

Top turret. I am too tall, fat, space conscious to be in the ball turret.

CD's or records?

 

CDs. Got plenty of vinyl from the old days still, warped, scratched and all....

Christmas Eve or Christmas traditions

 

Christmas eve

mince pies or christmas cake

 

Christmas Cake

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer or Santa Clause is Coming to Town?

 

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

It's a Wonderful Life or A Christmas Story??

 

A christmas story

Remi gaillard or Michael Macintyre

 

Michael McIntyre

Radio Flyer Wagon or Three wheeler??

 

three wheeler.


home alone 1 or home alone 2....

 

good choice ray....

Home Alone 1!

WWII propaganda: A wartime journalist or movie maker??

 

movie maker.

ivy league or state college for a mathematically gifted freshman?