Drunken women this is for you

I think the police would be better off with cold water but that would be breaking there human rights.

Police to hand out flip-flops to drunken women in high heels - Telegraph

 

or let them walk bare feet, like they used to do before. Don't they have anything else to do?

 

That's what I was thinking Skip! Wow!

 

What is a drunken woman?

 

They obviously haven't kept up with the news

Flip flops can damage your health | Mail Online

of course, my Dad taught me stilletos could be a form of self-defense - a flip-flop would be useless!

 

Seems sensible to me....If only the wife had kept that bottle of Vodka out of the glove compartment, if only she had worn her flip flops....If only I had hidden the car keys that day...

 

Yeah Sir, Like ZULU Women do. Bring back the animal in us.

 

Here's what you need to do Za...

• Come to the UK with your cameras
• Check out town centres or city's on Friday and Saturday nights about 11pm on wards
• Select a group of women in there 20's or 30's
• Camera ready, and get snapping.
• What to look for. Lying in the gutter, covered in vomit, silly walks, cat fights, being loud and abusive and so on.

And finally go home shocked and have no plans what so ever to repeat the experience.

Side note: Write a book about it and make lots of money.

 

Ah, that? Saw more than enough of it during my stint in Ireland. Another imported custom?

 

Looks like this one is for the men.....

Forget zero tolerance: Blowing bubbles is the latest 'bonkers' initiative to tackle binge-drinking | Mail Online


And what happens if a bubble pops near your eye?

"HUMAN RIGHTS"

 

The next time i visit old blighty on a tranny tour and get sh1t faced i can get by own police issue thongs (flip flops), horray for progress.

v.R