Richard hits 4000

Know I'm a bit late, mate, but I've just noticed.
Congratulations!

 

Me to but well done mate and guess what

 

congrats Richard !

see you are not that far away either Gordon ~

 

An excellent member with an excellent rep.



Great job!

 

Well done, Lord Noodles!

 

Rep points given to all above, apart from wtid45. Don't panic! Just got to spread them around a bit, rep with be given.

Man I need a life. :lol:

Welcome to the thousand club wtid45, bet you feel like a million bucks now.

 

just saw that myself, congrats wtd on a 1`000 plus a 1`000 more soon enough. a hearty well done to both of U ~

may you both be blessed with too many grandchildren

 

To help re educate you for the 21st century learn these terms so you do not offend any more people.

Political Correct Terms
Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.

Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.

Panhandler: Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.

Serial-Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.

Lazy: Motivationally deficient.

Fat: Horizontally challenged.

Fail: Acheive a deficiency.

Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.

Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.

Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.

Worst: Least best.

Wrong: Differently logical.

Ugly: Cosmetically different.

Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.

Short: Vertically challanged.

Dead: Living impaired.

Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.

Spendthrift: Negative saver.

Stoned: Chemically inconvenienced.

Pregnant: Parasitically opressed.

old new
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conservative reactionary
The Establishment White Power Elite
hearing person temporarily aurally abled
sighted person temporarily visually abled
blind visually challenged
mute vocally challenged
dead metabolically different
alive temporarily metabolically abled
ugly aesthetically challenged
rude politically correct (tm)
psychopath socially misaligned
bald follicularly challenged
non-white, non-male oppressed
white melanin impoverished/genetically oppressive
white male oppressor
black african-american
asian asian-american
afro-american african-american
pregnancy parasitic oppression
janitor sanitation engineer
dish washer utensil sanitizer
dairy where cows are raped
ranch where cattle are murdered
egg ranch where hens are raped
biology department where animals are tortured and then murdered
to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white
male scientist lakeys of the imperialistic
drug companies
fishing raping the oceans
farming exploiting mother earth
paper bag processed tree carcass

Many of the labels from the 80's are now passe. Here is a partial list of the denotations that are now acceptable (all labels are subject to change without notice).

old 80's 90's
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deaf hearing impaired aurally challenged
blind sight impaired visually challenged
retarded mentally handicapped mentally challenged
queer gay/homosexual queer [strange but true]
fat big boned alternative body image

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Lord Noodles--CONGRATS on your new achievement Mate. I know that wen im reading one of your postings im either going to want to laugh-or cry :lol: :lol:

Just kidding Mate ;-))

 

Well done old chap! (isn't that how you guys say it!?)
Anyway, keep those great posts coming my friend!

 

Congratulations, Richard! Good to see you keeping up the English side of the Forum!

 

Congratulations to you too, wtd! Slow down, chaps.......I'm having trouble keeping up!

 

Congrats to ya Richard, always enjoy your contributions here!

 

Richard, thanks mate I tried to rep you but because I have already been so appreciative of your witty reportoir it would not let me now about these millon bucks i will take cash

 

TA152
Made my day.

Carl
That's me strong in belief just a shame we are dying out all over the world. But maybe us few can wake up the sleepers of the world in to action, we can only hope.

Bigfun
Your spot on old bean.

macrusk
Got to keep up the stiff upper lip us Brits, cigar & Brandy?

brndirt1
Like wise, many good folk here.

wtid45
Points given, as for the million bucks Mr Obama will see to that.

Thank you all and rep points to you all.

 

Richard-my English Bro--AINT that the truth? ;-)) Imafraid that we are becoming Dinosaurs in being among the few who can still freely speak our minds.

 

Great work mate.

 

Thank you all and rep points given to you.

 

Don't know how I missed this one LOL. Congrats there my friend!!!!!!!!