Can SOMEONE here please tell me, what Cats are good for?

I just noticed someone has tagged this photo as "kitler", and I think it suits her!


:cat_Casey(Joe):

 

There is alot of hitle rcats around!

You're poor cat has to look like hitler,poor thing but it;s a great cute photo.

 

Like Inspector Clouseau eh? He bungled his way to success. He WAS the master!

 

Duplicate post, nothing to see here, move along please, go two blocks down and take a left....

 

Hey Carl, I see that your "class clowness" hasn't worn off. And I don't know Mark LeJeune either. I'd kick his ass for getting his ass kicked by goat ropers from Texas all the time! Cool breeches or not!

 

Heh heh, you probably wouldn't want to ever meet him. In Mrs Espinosas class, we voted him as the best candidate for becoming an Inmate. His older brother was pretty cool though but we never hung around together. The little brother was a younger and exacy copy of Mark.

Oh and--he did get his butt kicked many times for mouthing off to the wrong people. We had an Irish kid there by the name of Mike Gallagher-who was known as the best butt-kicker in school-though he lost a fight with me once) and he whipped Mark so badly that his parents took him out of this school and placed him at Gillette-where im sure those kids there had a field day with him.

 

Yes, we all know kids like that, or WERE kids like that at one time or another. I guess things are still the same, but these days, who knows. Never stop trying to be a clown, when the time is right of course! The world needs more of them now....

 

Even paratrooper clowns..A58's last misiion, that the pentagon kept secret for many years...the catsup drop of 81...Cats had been going missing from Central Florida for 2 years before the airborne were finally sent in on a rescue mission...

It was obvious to some just who had been taking the cats...but the pentagon as always didnt want to cause a stir...so A58 and his budies were tasked to rescue em,

Of course a58' would have you believe it never happened...I have proof...

Here we see A58 realising he should have listened to mummy....dont go son....you'll end up with a stick or dead...but made of sterner stuff, off he went..and you yanks have never rewarded your airborne for the part they took in that mission that fateful day.

 

I would have posted earlier about cats, but every time I opened the thread, I started sneezing....

All three of us (me, wife, and son are allergic to cats..and my son doesn't like dogs)

So NO pets....(we did have a gold fish, Finn, who lived 8 years though)

 

My impression of George Burns. "Were we kids once?"
:lol: :lol:

 

One of my cats do all that.

 

my sister used to have a cat by god if you would try to hold that cat he would let you have although he was really easilly distracted by a laser beam on the floor the problem was he was black so at night it was really hard to see him so he tended to get stepped on although he was never majorly hurt when he got stepped on that cat was extremely annoying among all things one day when we where getting ready to move that little bugger dug his claw in my shoulder ouch he,s dead now though

 

That is definitely what we would call a "HOT DZ." I believe that I could walk on water that day! I'd have to, not enough time to fix bayonet after emptying a magazine.

 

ohno running out of ammo is the worst thing that could ever happen thats the last thing you need

 

My Cat Shasta, lost one of her larger Whiskers today. I picked it up and will use it as a tool for some sweet reveng when she is asleep. Last night she was ticked off at me for petting my Brothers Cat in her presance. Not only would she not allow me to pet here much last night-but she wouldn't even sleep in my lap like she always does-cept when ticked off at me-which is rare I must admit.

Anyway, I will use her own whisker against her by tickling the tiny hairs on the tip top part of her furry ears to make them flick to and fro. Or better yet, I might use it to tickle her nose when she's asleep :-D

Of COURSE im kidding about the tickle torture-but not about her getting angry with me last night because I pet my Brothers cat.

 

Here is another reason why cats are useful.

 

they make great paint-ball targets...........

 

This is designed just for cat owners, or those who are about to become same, written in the style of a "high tech. gadget", CAT 7.0:

CAT Users' Manual

Well worth a read and a giggle.

 

Eric being diplomatic......

 

Some cats have a sense of duty
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from a Polish Army site

~Steve