"Warning from Pakistan : This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and possibly candidates for President of the United States. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers. I tell ya, it's gonna get real ugly."
Keep em coming as the readers digest says.. Laughter is the best policy.. I used to love the humour in uniform section.
