Maxine and the Illegal "Immigrant" Problem

Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution
For the mess that America is now in. ​

[FONT=&quot]I bought a bird feeder. I hung
it on my back porch and filled
it with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]lovingly[/FONT][FONT=&quot]with seed. Within a
week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Then came the poop. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table....
everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ....quiet, serene...
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.

Then the illegals came by the
millions. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; you now have to
wait 6 hours to be seen by
an emergency room doctor.
Your child's second grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than 'Old Glory' are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the poop.[/FONT]

 

Ill have to pass this one along to my Bro-in-Law-Sister, three Nephews. Great one ;-))

 

i like this a lot!

i find it absolutely absurd that we allow illegal immigrants to live hear (knowing where they live and all of that) and letting them leach off our stupid ass nationalized health care system.

whats even more absurd is they dont arrest these illegals due to the fact that they pay into the social security.. something that will be bankrupt by the time a lot of people are old enough to actually reap those benefits.

absolutely absurd.. what we get for people electing a democrat who they know nothing about his policies or stance on domestic issues.

 

that's a classic one and has been translated in many languages as it could be applied to other countires as well.

 

People have a short memory. They don't remember what it was like under Carter, how awful it was. The youth don't learn about history or economics from a factual standpoint but rather from people like this art teacher Teacher Slams Flag Art, Praises Obama Picture

Teacher Slams Flag Art, Praises Obama Picture - Hannity - FOXNews.com

Remember this American Nashi or modern Komsomol

Mm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be fair today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
He said red, yellow, black or white
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Barack Hussein Obama
Yes!
Mmm, mmm, mm
Barack Hussein Obama

Instead of I pledge allegiance to the flag...

Now remember Greece.

Edna agrees with Maxine.

No Poop! (No capes! Yes you do have to see the movie to get this one)



That Hopey changy stuff is working out real well