What in the heck does 5 by 5 mean?

Roger Wilco Over and Out!

 

Vector? Victor? somebody calling me......got in trouble today for 3 times I did not hear what was expressed to me on the left side.....others may be speaking 5 by 5 but my left ear reduces it down to a 1 especially in a certain range of frequency....sheepishly now I say I probably spent the cash that could have bought a hearing aid on guns earlier in life which I am still enjoying shooting, (I always use ear plugs) but the money is spent and sometimes I am guilty of enjoying the silence a little too much.....I have been hunting for a quality hearing aid but they are not cheap as I am finding out and am wondering if I shouldn't pursue a pre-used one as I have gotten lucky doing that with computers over the short life I experienced from expensive models. It sounds bad to talk of a "used one" but it is such a gamble anyway as I remember how many have been purchased by others and laid aside after a short time..... guns/hearing aid guns keep winning.

 

Victor Golf one one...unkown station, unknown station, unknown station...This is..Uniform, Romeo, quebec, hotel...Repeat all after somebody..Reading you 3 Kilo over

All stations all stations all stations....Silence silence silence..

Unknown station unknown station unknown station...authenticate our whisky whisky 2 Foxtrot..over.

 

Here you go Vector, er, Victor: http://www.ebay.com/bhp/antique-ear-trumpet

 

"Do the letters F-O mean anything to you?"...........best line since :"Broadsword Calling Danny Boy"

 

Sunray is down....Like er...send us another Sunray there's a good chap.

 

"I'm gonna bbq yo ass in molasses!"

 

"You sounded taller on the radio.....what is dis whirl commin' to?"

 

He wasn't wearing a dress and lippy on the radio either...

 

What's the frequency Kenneth?

 

Say boy, where can I find Sheriff Bradford?

 

Alfa 58...Alfa58...Alfa58....Sunray requests banjo cease...banjo cease....banjo cease Out

 

It brings me great joy that you picked up on that....I am laughing

 

I keeps telling you that we ain't got no banjos in south Louisiana, just fiddles.

 

And the got damn Germans got nothin' to do with it....

That was a great movie!

 

I am gonna go home and punch your momma in da mouth.

 

Junior, when I get home

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gev9fNb0E

About 3:07 into it. There's a lot of swearing in it though. Is that OK?

 

A living legend and a out-a-work bum look a lot alike Daddy.

 

You must take into account that this movie was produced waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before anyone ever thought of or heard of that PC crap. Sombitches.