Hitler's Bunker To Be Rebuilt

hmmm... then some smart lawyer will have a person walk in with a swastika tattooed on his head and claim it is freedom of expression protected by european law, and that the man is protected by european/german privacy protection laws.
Then german state would say that the swastika is illegal as it -may- incite hatred, upon which the lawyer would claim that the hitler bunker from which countless atrocity orders came is more of an artefact of inciting hatred but which is commercially exploited with the approval of the very same german state.
Go figure.

 

Rebuild/replicate the the Fuehrer-Bunker. Not bad idea -- They could use it as a stage to re-enact the end of the Führer as a musical. Synopsis of the soap opera would be something like this: a coward flees into security of the bunker, weds his secret mistress and then shots himself -- without consuming the marriage.

The end of the Führer was so grotesque and pathetic that it is rather the reason for shame than the worship. Just like anything else Hitler has conceived in his life has ended so miserably. At the end he even has sacrileged the holy sacrament of matrimony.

 

I'm not sure I could get it up under the circumstances either : ) from memory, the bulk of the suiciders, bit a cyanide pill and shot themselves...the pill in case the bullet didn't do the job...

 

:circlejerk:
He was perhaps few decades too late. When ordinary guys like me marry, twenty or so, the duty of a husband isn't problem at all -- even if bombs blast around. What if it's the last chance to get something good?

 

Soon they will find how dull underground bunkers really are and they will need the draw of cohabitating wax figures to keep up museum interests.....one thing leads to another in museums and so I would not find a need for this but would rather see an online study center created to satiate any bunker interests that may be present in the public. I would rather see any educative format used rather than to glorify the conditions Hitler created at the expense of others for himself.

 

Narrated by Mel Brooks!

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybuKQf9p5jg[/YOUTUBE]

 

lol

 

... and Adolf sings at his bachelor party:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zpYQJkBQp0[/media]

 

And of course the musical would not be complete without a post-credits (in this case, post-Bunker) scene:

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmGknvr_Pg[/YOUTUBE]

 

Good laughs on a Monday people. Good stuff!

 

Here, I've found the best person to re-enact Adolf -- Lutz Bachmann, leader of Patriotic Europeans against the Islamization of the West movement.