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  1. OpanaPointer

    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    This is why we can't have nice volcanoes.
     
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    George Patton Canadian Refugee

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    You know what else is a closely held secret? Is it just me or does The Donald remind you of a certain character from a 1980s classic:

    [YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TQNSnynBJU[/YOUTUBE]

    [YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8G-NHFELaw[/YOUTUBE]

    [YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVL4wKnpx2U[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    Is anyone else bothered by the disturbingly shaped hair in the upper left corner of the photo?
     
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    GRW Pillboxologist WW2|ORG Editor

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    Petrol. I like petrol.
    It keeps me regular. Not as regular as prune juice, but needs must...
     
  7. Ron Goldstein

    Ron Goldstein WWII Veteran

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    and as I was saying, the next time you wake up in the early hours of the morning and have nothing else to do try GOOGLING

    Ron Goldstein BBC peoples war ww2

    and if nothing else will send you back to sleep, this will !


    Ron
     
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  8. Ken The Kanuck

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    How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With an ice fishing contest, of course!

    After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.

    They decided a remote frozen lake in Canada would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.

    After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.

    Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing!

    That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a "low-life, cheating son-of-a-bitch!" Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were going to follow and spy on him to figure out how he was cheating.

    Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!

    That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice!"

    That, tells you all you need to know...
     
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    Now THAT is the way to hijack a thread!.
     
  10. OpanaPointer

    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    In point of fact the Japanese Prime Minister was sharing a bed with the War Minister when Japan attacked the Western Allies on Dec. 8th, 1941, Tokyo Time.
     
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    They were just testing the shallow running torpedo theory.
     
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    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    I would say the "Short Lance" torpedo model.
     
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    To say I laughed out loud is an understatement. I am rolling.
     
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    That's racist!
     
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    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Sales numbers don't lie.
     
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    Being mostly Irish, I'm not smart enough to understand that reply.
     
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    According to reports I've read Japanese buy mostly "shorter" condoms.
     
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    Sloths, do you realize what an interesting animal sloths are? They can take up to a month to digest a meal, if you shoot them they may not even fall out of the tree, even the dead ones do not always fall. And their fur, truly disgusting. Once a week they go to the bathroom, they climb out of the tree and dig a hole, always in the same spot, this is when they are most vunerable. But it is good for the moths that live in their fur and this is when they drop off the sloth to lay their eggs in the poop, from which their babies grow up and fly around looking for their own sloth. Another of God's wonders.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth

    KTK
     
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    Now I have a mash-up of sloth eggs going in the background. I blame the hydrocodone.
     
  20. Skipper

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    I Hijacked but I didn't inhale.

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