Humor, the Best Medicine

Can't beat that!

 

Ricky, I can't remember who sent it, or if I still have it at home, but there's one other I remember:

Walk around with a small cooler, of appropriate size, labeled "Human Head."

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjlnETXiwWE&mode=related&search=

Der Untergang, alternative subtitle version :lol:

 

I laughed out loud when I first saw this picture, but I've since learned that the entire corridor scene in Oldboy is referred to among fans as "hammertime"...

I hope the movie hasn't become too tainted in the public eye because of the nonsensical accusation that it had anything to do with the Virginia Tech shooting.

 

Chicken tariaki is named after the only kamikazee pilot to survive the second world war , lol

 

technically speaking, he isn't a Kamikazi, just a pilot that crashed

 

A young Marine Major meets with the Master Sergeant in his office. He asks: "MSgt, how do you run such an efficient outfit? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the MSgt, "The most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."

The Major frowns. "But how do I know if the people around me are really
intelligent?"

The MSgt takes a sip of Gatorade. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."

The MSgt yells out to his Gunnery Sgt.

The Gunny walks into the room. "Yes, MSgt, what can I do for you?"

The MSgt smiles "Answer me this, please.. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, the Gunnery Sgt answers, "Well, that would be me."

"Yes, Very good, thanks" says the MSgt.

The Major goes back to his office to ask all of the junior officers in his
section the same question. "Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

All of the officers look at the Major in amazement, "We're not sure, Sir.
Let us get back to you on that one."

The junior officers then have numerous meetings to discuss it
without a resolution. Finally, they run into the Master Gunnery Sergeant, "Master Guns! Can you answer this for us? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

The Master Guns yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

All of the officers smile, and say, "Thanks!"

Then, they schedule a meeting with the Major, "Sir we found the answer, we did some research and we have the answer to that riddle. It's the Master Gunnery Sergeant!"

The Major gets up, and starts screaming at them, "No, you idiots! It's the Gunny!"

 

the joke is that he chickened out, lol

 

humour

Are you sure that you not thinking of the Irish Kamikazee pilot that crashed his plane in his brothers scrap-yard?

 

Or the Irish Navy's first and last submarine, which sank after someone left a porthole open....

 

humour

Or the Irish SAS that broke into Belfast Zoo and released all the ostriches?

 

How do you sink an Irish Submarine?



















KNOCK!!!!

 

How about the Irish Sea Scout?




His tent sank!

 

Or the Irish woodworm?




That found it dead, in a brick!

 

I had an Irish cat once.


It did a crap, then buried itself!

 

And the Irish farmer who jumped off a cliff...
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He heard a friend had flown in Wellingtons during the war

 

duck walks into a store and says to the guy behind the counter "got any duck food?"
the guys says "no"
duck walks out

the next day the duck walks into the store and says to the guy behind the counter "got any duck food?"
the guy says "no, why would today be any different from yesterday"
the duck walks out

the next day duck walks in and says to the guy behing the counter "got any duck food?"
the guys says "no! I do not have any any duck food and if you come in tomorrow and ask for duck food I will nail you to the floor!"
the duck walks out

the duck comes in the next day and says to the guy behind the counter "got any nails?"
the guy says "no"
the duck says "got any duck food?"

 

Hey, im half irish here, lol What is this ? pick on the irish day lol

 

Every day is pick on the Irish day

 

Funniest thing I've seen all week!