The Three Word Story, Part II

mutant zombie hamsters

 

which before zombiemutation

(no they dont quilin that was a single mistake and every other promotion of my name was thereafter created in blacklight emitting marmer... (asuming my minion ostrich constructors did their job well))

 

were devoted to

(That's marble in English Stix)

 

the stonemason's art

 

of intricate carving

 

of tiny graffiti

 

in public toilets

 

and other exotic

 

locations, such as

 

the toastinators basement

 

of horrors. During

 

the basement visit

(no wa're going to know what happend to the basement)

 

the crafty little

 

gnomes hid the

 

various items of

(Now!! Think verrry carefully before you continue with this story. :lol: and I don't even have a basement. Does a shed count??)

 

doom, damnation and

(More alliteration! Yay! )

 

Deadly, dastardly deviants

 

deftly diverted during

 

dangerous dynamo deliveries

 

of defunct dolls