The Three Word Story, Part II

, decided that the

(Ughh, Tom, I wish you would )

(Just kidding! Really!)

 

had enough of

 

giant freshwater pufferfish
(Tom that took a bit of working out, 'cos in British English it's pronounced chew-der. Then again, is there any point trying to explain anything to a man that writes strangely woofed?

 

which require enormous

 

amounts of shampoo

 

to keep its'

 

hair sleek and

 

bouncy like a

 

squashed rabbit with
(boing aargh splat)

 

a bad case

 

of prepubescent acne!

(Well, in American English, it's pronounced more like too-der. I know, I live in a Tudor style house! What was that about two peoples divided by a common language?

Now, what was so wrong about "strangely woofed?" It made absolutely no sense, in keeping with the way this 3WS has been going! )

 

Noddy had enough


(Tom that raises all sorts of questions....does it look Tudoresque from the outside? Or is it built in the Tudor way....all wattle and daub, uneven floors and you have to throw your toilet waste out of the window? )

 

special creme for

(Yes, it looks Tudor-esque from the outside, though not too many original Tudor homes had garages! I did, however, make the concession to indoor plumbing!)

 

painting himself maroon

 

and yelling at

I'm going to need a bloody dictionary with these British people around...

 

erudites using big


(Roel, quit yer whingeing! (that's non-standard American English, by the way!) We're all here to learn, we just never counted on learning idiomatic language! :lol: )

 

the poor unfortunate



(Wattle and daub....house construction method.....framework of timber interlaced with branches and twigs, then a mixture of mud, straw and dung is plastered over the top. Very common in Tudor times.)

 

bloody Plantagenets were

(A throwback)

 

bloodied again when

 

the bloody Saxons