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sexy Summers 'Schlüpfer!!!!

(and the connection is??)

 

Then terrifying trilobites

 

serenaded sultry Suzanne,

 

but Belgian Boozers

Don't worry, just orange-juice in the morning

 

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miraculously moved 'Manneken-Piss'

 

for female fun


Merlin, you could have told me you were in Belgium. I could have shown you a great place to eat waffles, ask Ricky.

 

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but Brussels Bürgemeister

(I prefer Bruges, with the big fountain and the chocolate, thanks for the offer but could probably show you some sights!!!)

 

disliked debauched dalliances

(I've seen that statue in real life!)

 

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with Walloons waffles!

(Well I heard that Frederik posed for it!)...............
( Frederiks fantom?? fantastic, fearsome, frightening, flasher!)

 

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Yep, that would be me in the afterlife


Fountains for free

 

exclaimed Edna Everage

(no damn way am I going to post a photo)

 

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pushing protesting possums

or

ostracizing obliging Opossums!

OK, go for Her? He? It?

 

(isn't that image banned under the Geneva Convention?)

following from "pushing protesting possums"

into indian ink

 

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risking racial riots!!

 

Cor!, cried Chloe!

 

that telephone's through

 

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to travelling Tony!

 

Great Genevian gardens

 

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tempt the tourist,
(message to Tom, 'Cor'!!! what's all this 'Mockney' you're using? Cor blimey me old cock sparrer , stone the crows and get up the apples, you're a Bow Bell Yank!)

 

selling silly slivers

(Merlin, I didn't know it was 'Mockney,' honest! I remembered reading it somewhere, and it fit! I'm thinking it didn't cause offense, though?)