Photo caption competition #1

The rules are simple: I'll post a photograph, you'll come up with a (preferably witty) caption for it. Enjoy!

 

FNG

 

FNG

 

(guy in the middle) Well sah, knowing it woz your berfday... me 'n' the boys all decided to chip' in 'n' got you a little sumfing

 

Guy on the far left: I'm going to ask you once more, Feldwebel: Was it or was it not your crew who shot a hole in my headquarter?

 

"You requested a firing squad, I know, but my men are not so certain of their aim..."

By the way, we've had a topic like this a while ago, enjoy re-reading it while contributing to this one here:
http://www.fun-online.sk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2036

 

The guy on the far left

 

Officer: "Is that a fly on the windshield?"

 

It's behiiiind you !

 

Officer: You are ze most shitzer pit-crew I have ever zeen! Herr Schumacher will be very displeased

 

guy on the far right

"look at him, he stands out of line and looks happy. I think he toled the leutenant that we went joy riding and lost the keys."

Christian, I think that owning this forum has gone to your head. judging from your avatar. (on the other hand, can't blame you, i would do the same )

 

the guy in front:

"alright... just a little more to the right now. OK, don't move.

Now pedal to the metal guys!"

 

"all right, now where's the other half of the crew?"

 

"would the real I-am-standing-on-a-landmine-Brauer please step forward?"

 

Duck?!?

 

The obvious one would be, (guy on the far right) "dude, your fly is undone."

Or, the three guys on the right whispering to each other, "Is our commander wearing pink underwear? Seriously? You're not kidding"

But personally I am irresistibly reminded of guards desperately trying not to laugh as the officer on the left declares that "I have a fwiend in Bewlin... Called Biggus Dickus."

 

The officer "What did you guys do? My HQ was standing there 10 minutes ago!!" While pointing to the left.

 

The guy in the middle of the trio:"Is that a rubber?"

 

He he - the rank was already there We might change the admin and moderator ranks later, so this is probably just a placeholder, though.

 

Officer.

"Ven I said that ve vere going to use the StuG in a Kelly's Heroes style bank job, I did not expect you to saw off ze barrell".


OR......

"Vot haff you men been putting in my drink? I can see large grey letters floating in mid air above the StuG!"