Photo caption competition #2

Herr Lassie?
Woof!
What's that you say?
Woof woof woof hoowl!
You say there's a Tiger tank stuck in a trench up the road?
Woof!
Good dog, you lead the way so we can rescue them

FNG

 

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'Wooffen SS'?

B.B.B.

 

Is this what they mean "The dogs of war brooke loose"?

 

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Guy in turret: "stop being such a wuss, it look's friendly to me..."


My favourite so far:

 

"Cry Havoc! And let slip the... the skinny shepherd..."

If Shakespeare were still alive, he would be spinning in his grave right now.

 

Guy in the back, behind the fence;

"Hey, I am Shakespeare! Now bring the dog back! :x "

 

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I agree with Ricky, it's my favourite too.



<walks away chuckling>

 

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That gets my vote!

 

lol...i like the lassie joke ,but that is prolly culture americana and not gonna work unless you grew up in usa in 60s

 

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This must be a record.....Ricky, Tom and I all agree....scary!

 

"So, Himmler was right when he said that the Russians were beasts"

Woofen SS, i like that one too. Seems we already have a winner

 

how ironic...merlin hates the woofen ss,and any other effen ss...lol....btw,merlin ,i just read a novel (iron stallions ,max hennesy) about brit tankers in the western desert...dodgeing and weaving towards panzers to get close enough to punch a hole with their 37mm equipped stuart honeys.....any truth to this lore heard spoken of in brit tanker circles?...)

 

woofen SS

THE anthem of the Woofen SS.
"Dachshund, Dachshund uber wellies" (Brit humour)

 

I'll just say:

That guy on the fence out back is going to see the best show he's seen in weeks.

 

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Now that's funny!

 

Does this mean that Merlin wins twice? Or is it a 2-line caption?

For what it's worth, that photo I will print off, with both of those lines. That's a classic...

 

Off Topic

That book is the 3rd of a trilogy that starts in the Boer war. Max Hennesy was the pseudonym used by the author John Harris and he also used it to write 2 other trilogies, one naval & one air. All good yarns

Sorry to stray of topic, but when I get a bone in my teeth I just have to chew it.

 

I have a new title for the pic: "Saving German shepard Blondi".

Staring: Bruno Ganz as the Führer, Nicole Kidman as Eva Braun, Robert deNiro as count Ciano, Tom Hanks as leutenant Fritz, Matt damon as sergant Hans, Sean Connery as Marshall Pavlov, Lassie as Blondi, Vin Diesel as the tank mechanic (obviouslly since the tank uses diesel), the Russian army as the russian army

And Tom cruise as the cruise control driver

In a world so empty and threatning, they crossed the red line and went on to do the most difficult mission of all: "Saving German shepard blondi"
a quest that brought them from Berlin to Stalingrad and back again while fighting of the Russian army

Got carried away a bit but is there any chance that Steven Spielberg wants to make this movie? :smok:

 

Now that's funny. No more bad puns! Absurdity is the way to go!

Sean Connery, speaking English with a Russian Scottish accent:
"We have got to catch that dog. The fate of the motherland depends on it."

 

Yes! just like in the Hunt for Red October

"Mosht things in here don't react too well to bulletsh."