Photo caption competition #12

Since there was no competition last monday, this is a double. I've got some member submitted photographs in storage for later, too

 

First one: "Look's like we missed that left turn at Albequerque again!"

Second: "What's that? Go forward again?"

 

dude on top: 'no!!! bath time again no!!!"

 

After a hard day at war, Fritz pulled in the driveway at his house only to discover he had some septic tank problems....

 

Just when you thought the Nazis couldn't sink any lower ....

 

Though Reinhard was from southern Germany, he realized that he was about 50 years too early for the sport of "mudding!"

 

FeldKharzi......

Instructions for use.

1. Drive tank into a suitable depth.

2. Climb out of commanders hatch, backwards.

3. Assume the position.

4. Lower the breeches.

5. Make deposit.

6. Raise breeches. (oops, forgot something!)

7. Lower breeches.

8. Use Feldbogroll.

9. Raise breeches.

10. Issue order to reverse tank out of FeldKharzi, whilst climbing back inside vehicle.

11. NEXT!

 

"Schmidt, I'll explain the rules of mud wrestling for the LAST time..."

Alternatively:

When the British took "Lili Marlene" for their own, the Germans developed a taste for Flanders & Swann's "Hippopotamus" song

 

As you can see the Allies we're wrong; we can separate our tanks from our sh..

 

Picture 1: Hans the Breakdancing Panzer Commander always liked to perform in unusual venues...


Picture 2: "But the Fuhrer has ordered that we may not go backwards a single inch!

 

A small demonstration for the OKW made it clear that when the mud season in Russia begun, it was best to go back instead of forward.

 

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"twas brilig und der slithy toves did gyre und gimble in der wabe"
(Will Hay, The Goose Steps Out, 1942)

 

"While effective the Septic Anti-Tank trench was considered inhumane..."

 

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If we bury it here, we'll make a bomb on EBAY in 60 years time!

 

Attempts to involve U-boat crews in Panzer training eventually proved unsuccessful

 

2nd pic, guy in the center next the tank with a long object in his hands
"O great, i get to wash it. Why did i took that waterhose?"

 

Nice is that a t-28?

 

Another successful rescue operation.

 

Hans demonstrates how to get kicked out of the army:

"Now just pretend that this is a big parade, and you guys are the Top Brass..."

 

I wonder what the Officers are thinking of it.