Happy National Day, Kaiser! I'm really sorry my return flight doesn't stop over in Singapore. Now that I'm so close to where you live, it's a shame I can't cross the last few thousand kilometers and meet up.
Happy national day! I stopped over in Singapore for a week when I was 12, All I can remember is that twas' very clean, lovely weather and NO SPITTING ALLOWED!!! Wish that was the law everywhere
Now that's weird,i can swear 1/4 of the population here doesn't mind calling themselves Australians.haha
Don't you worry Quilin, all of us here have to sing it every morning ever since we start school till the day we enter university
Didn't Kaiser say he was doing conscription in the army ? Dosen't the Singaporian military do maneuvers in Taiwan due to lack of space in Singapore ?
You bet! And officially NO,the singapore military does not do military manueveres in Taiwan officially. We do not officially endorse trainning in Taiwan as well. Besides,not all of us goes to Taiwan.
iirc , roel is in taiwan learning some handy chinese phrases such as " waiter bring us another round of beers, please " and " wait , how much is it if i want to keep all three girls for the whole weekend ? " ...and of course " driver! ...if you dont slow this F&*%*&& cab down , im going to ram these chopsticks through both of your eardrums "
Xian1sheng1, wo3men dou1 yao4 duo1 yi4ping2 pi2jiu3! ...but I don't drink beer. Especially since they're trying to sell Heineken as really exclusive foreign beer over here. I mean, come on! Heineken is the lowest common denominator in the Netherlands, it's like plain white bread for crying out loud. The other phrases I don't know how to translate (for three girls for a whole weekend, this is not the place to be; go to Thailand or Cambodia or Hong Kong or Shanghai). This last one, though, is extremely useful: I think Kaiser should fill us in on how to say this. I've had too many near-death experiences already.
Xian1 Sheng1, ni3 zai4 bu4 ba3 zhe1 kai1 man4 yi1 dian2, wo2 jiu4 ba3 kuai4 zi1 jia1 jing4 ni2 de4 er3 duo1!