Coincidentally, my brother sent me the following via text message earlier today: Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A: Aye, matey! Consider this another example of the Law of Unintended Consequences.
Had to say those aloud. Because I couldn't figure out the sophisticated humour. Last one i'd have gone with: Arr, it's the sea Billy. - i don't like to have to think too much.