101 things to do to get kicked out of WAL*MART

super bored,thought i would start a new thread

go into the store and start eating all the potatoe chips.

 

Correct all the spelling on their ads for the potato chips to the Dan Quayle spelling with a felt-tip pen! Just add that final "e".

 

Set-up one of the tents from the outdoors section in the middle of an isle. Begin inviting random people to a "sleepover" as long as they bring their own pillow from Bed and Bath

 

steal a bicycle from the toy section and ride it around the store proclaiming you are their savior.

 

None of those will get you kicked out but they might get you beat up. You want to know the fastest way to get kicked out of a Walmart? Walk up to the service desk, ask if they have an on duty APA, where do they keep the largest suitcases and where is Electronics.

 

lol :lol:

 

Show up the day after Thanksgiving on rollerblades, dressed in armor. With a sword/hockeystick (whatever you have) and skate around the front end saying something like "I'm getting ALL those laptops..."

 

YouTube - Walmart Prank! Best one you'll ever see!

 

Run naked through the aisles screaming incoherent gibberish.

Not that we have Walmarts here but I understand the basic ideas behind the store.

 

Does walking into a WM w/ TWO Lithgow Lee Enfields sitting in a shopping basket count?

And YES, I actually did that, and in the days before people freaked out when they saw someone with a gun. This was circa 1994-1995.

 

Um...Carl? Why would you walk into Walmart with two guns? Just curious...as I have felt it necessary to carry guns into many places...none of them being a Walmart.
Once, back when my store sold firearms, this woman came in and asked about .22 Magnum rifles so i was showing her what I had and explaining the differences. She explained that it was a gift for her husband. I did the normal explanation that in cases like this it's better to buy a gift card in the amount she was looking to spend and give that so he could come up and get the gun himself. Various reasons I did that but mostly because chances are she'd get something he didn't like or want, and plus the fact that in the eyes of the ATF...that would be HER gun. So anyways she decided to buy this rifle and I sell it to her. The next day she calls to see if it can be returned because he didn't want a .22 Mag just a regular .22...I explain the federal law stating that it couldn't be returned or exchanged only brought in to sent for repair if it were defective. The NEXT day I get a call from the service desk telling me a customer had a gun they wanted to send out for repair...yep...it was her...and there is a big dent in the barrel about half way down. She never admitted to it but I believe she whacked it with a hammer in hopes we'd to a refund. I told her that I wouldn't even send that gun out for repair because it was obviously damaged on purpose and asked her to leave the store...so I guess THAT is a good way to get kicked out of a Walmart.

 

start making conversation with a manaquin. when they ask you to leave. don't leave until they're literally tugging you out of the store. then start screaming things like "she/he was my only true love!!!!"

 

Walmart doesn't have mannequins...however if you bring your OWN and start dressing it up and talking about your big date. And then have a fight. That may get you kicked out.

 

No mannequins. Just fix that by going over to their little hardware area take ductape and pipe and build your own. Then bust into the control room and place into the cd player German marching music. Load up a paintball gun hold on to your mannequin and rock out. If this does'nt get you kicked out and a police ride to the execution chamber. Let me know where this walmart is located!

 

I think the way you think, 107thcav...but even I think execution chamber might be a little too much. We don't sell much pipe at the Wal but we sell broom sticks and I'm sure you could put something together with that. No cd players or control rooms but they have PA systems and it's easy enough to get one of those into action.

 

Okay perhaps a little flogging. Your right the execution thing was a bit much.

 

According to this site, very few things will actually get you kicked out of Walmart... =/

www.peopleofwalmart.com

 

Haha...one of my wife's most favorite sites on the internets. Unfortunately you are correct. As long as you've got scrilla to spend we will not kick you out.

 

Hi Luke, sorry for the lateness in getting to reply but, I walked in with my two Lithgow Lee-Enfields because I knew the guys who worked the guns section and they wanted to see them. I called before hand to makwe sure at least one fo them was there and they forgot to tell the person at the entrance that I was coming by with two rifles. Also, I had to bring them in anyway because I was going to try to find a good cleaning kit for them (I couldnt get the ones that came with them to come loose from the inside of the stocks-where they are stored) reason being is that two Lithgo L-E cleaning kits were soemhow squeezed into the stocks and were solidly jammed in there. I later managesd to get them to come out after much trouble and digging around doing so.

Anywya, the door greeter was nice about it but said I couldnt come into teh srtore with these rifles without an escourt-to which I told them I was already expected by the two counter people at the guns section. They called to the back and indeed was confirmed that I wasa expected but they had been too busy and forgor to let the door greeters know about the rifles. I also was friends with the security folks and they came around justt to look at my rifles and had no problems with em going into the store with them since they knew me and knew I wasn't a troublemaker ;-))

I then pushed the cart towards the back of the store and several people stopped me and asked if I were selling them-to which i said nope and went on. I also saw a guy I knew who was a Sergeant with the Kingsville P.D and we talked as we continued to walk to the back of the store. Nobody really had any probs with my bringing in these rifles.

Get this, I used to ride around town on my Schwinn Sprint 10-speed bike-with a Mauser 98 strapped crossways on my back. I used to walk into Banks-such as tyhe Kleberg National Bank-with my rifles, and nobody ever bat an eyelash about it. If I tried that these days? i'd be strung up from the nearest tree.

When I used to do delivery work-such as delivering Pizzas for Godfathers Pizza, I used to carry five rifles in teh back of my car-all out on display.
1) was an M-100 Carbine which is a 22. cal rifle that came with two 100 round magazines and looked almost exactly like a Star Wars Stromtroopers Laser Rifle-which Is why I bought the thing in the first place.
2) I had my mint Russian SKS Carbine,
3) my Converted Chinese SKS-which was legally converted into an assault rifle with 30 round detachable mag, bipid and all.
4) My M-1 Garand ""Tankers' model.
5) And the UZI I once had.