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Chocolate calculates your age

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  1. SMLE shooter

    SMLE shooter Member

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    took this from another forum, so if you know where I got it from, and know the original poster, dont tell them [​IMG]


    Dang thing worked !!!
    Grab a calcutator and give it a go.

    Don't tell me your age; you probably

    would tell a falsehood anyway

    -but the Hershey
    Man will know! YOUR AGE BY
    CHOCOLATE MATH

    This is pretty neat.



    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

    It takes less than a minute .

    Work this out as you read .

    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

    This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.







    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
    have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

    3. Add 5

    4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..

    If you haven't, add 1758.


    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


    You should have a three digit number

    The first digit of this was your original number

    (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

    The next two numbers are



    YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND

    WHILE IT LASTS.

    chocolate Calculator.
     
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  2. Stefan

    Stefan Cavalry Rupert

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    Thats pretty clever!
     
  3. Heidi

    Heidi Dishonorably Discharged

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    so what did yuo;re age had up too?
     
  4. Stefan

    Stefan Cavalry Rupert

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    A very youthful (and accurate 23, despite the fact that I dislike chocolate.
     
  5. AndyPants

    AndyPants Ace

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    oh i sometimes get random choclate urges!....goes well with a cup of tea......wait a minute i hope im not pregnant!

    got my age too!
     
  6. dgmitchell

    dgmitchell Ace

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    And mine.

    Now I have to wonder . . . who has the time, energy and inclination to figure these things out?
     
  7. fast1

    fast1 Member

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    wow thats pretty neat![​IMG]
     
  8. texson66

    texson66 Ace

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    Chocolate? Me?

    [​IMG]
     
  9. brndirt1

    brndirt1 Saddle Tramp

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    Doesn't work for those with an allergy for the stuff does it?, since you have to put in more than "once" to get it started. Never, doesn't work at all. Zero times zero is still zero.
     
  10. formerjughead

    formerjughead The Cooler King

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    Thats the same math they are using to balance the budget!!!
     
  11. jemimas_special2

    jemimas_special2 Shepherd

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    SMLE,

    good one! very inter......resting........... not much of a sweet tooth guy, but now and then is pure pleasure. Thanks for sharing
     
  12. Skipper

    Skipper Kommodore

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    I told mrs skipper how old she was and now I will have to sleep outside:D
     
  13. Erich

    Erich Alte Hase

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    geezo I am either 22 or 122.......wha ?
     
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  14. SMLE shooter

    SMLE shooter Member

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    You're welcome.:)
     
  15. Richard

    Richard Expert

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    Call for Sculley as shes sexy forget Mulder as he will drag in UFOs and government cover ups in to it.

    I don't believe it! but it worked. :eek:
     
  16. C.Evans

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    Mines somewhere in between your given numbers-but I aint admite what the actual age is/was :-D

    PS, last taste of Chocolate-haben was Sunday when we gathered at the Outback Steakhouse. I had to share mine with one of my Great Nieces :-D
     

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