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i'm putting this here...North Korean Unicorn Lair Discussion

Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by brndirt1, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. brndirt1

    brndirt1 Saddle Tramp

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    GRW Pillboxologist WW2|ORG Editor

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    I saw it in the paper, but couldn't decide whether or not it was a wind-up.:rolleyes:
     
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    belasar Court Jester

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    Didn't this thread have somthin to do with funny lookin horse's?
     
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    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    No, this the grammar Nazi thread.


    And you're in DEEP kimchee, dudue.
     
  5. belasar

    belasar Court Jester

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    Ha! you are foiled! I have the gut to eat my way out of your puny trap!:p
     
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    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Kimchee, the first real WMD.
     
  7. Biak

    Biak Boy from Illinois Staff Member

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    Ya know what's really funny? Right now there's 391 people on here reading the threads that can't see this :rofl:

    by the way, Unicorns are just anorexic rhinoceros's.
     
  8. belasar

    belasar Court Jester

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    I never said my escape would be pretty.
     
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    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    FINALLY! Now we can talk about something important.

    And, for the record, several of my senior contacts in the intelligence community state that it is the "secret unicorn lair" .
     
  11. Poppy

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    Knew of a lying one armed Korean who likes Taber corn.
     
  12. TD-Tommy776

    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    Unicorn lair? That sounds kinda carnivorous to me, or at least ominous (no, I didn't mean "omnivorous").

    This little filly doesn't look like she has a lair, does she?

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    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Oops.

    Will that Pillsbury Doughboy be sending the People's Police after me?
     
  14. Biak

    Biak Boy from Illinois Staff Member

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    It would be nearly impossible to verify the sighting of a Unicorn. There are very few around and the other day while talking to my good friend Sas', he said they only live in 'Happy" places. So I'm pretty sure that would rule out N. Korea. You just can't believe everything you read in the newspapers.

    As an aside; It really is a lot of fun to hit trees with a stick and throw rocks at campers :D
     
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    I've been throwing rocks at trees and hitting campers with sticks, there is the problem.
     
  16. Biak

    Biak Boy from Illinois Staff Member

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    That's a good way to get your picture taken! Ya got to try standing in the woods late at night and howling, that is a good time too!
     
  17. RabidAlien

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    Well, I'll be....there may be something more to this news story than we're giving 'em credit for...: ThinkGeek :: Canned Unicorn Meat


    For maximum enjoyment, wear a gillie suit. During a full moon.
     
  18. Poppy

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    Unicorn meat that once barked. Should have full disclosure on label.... 13% protein, 22 % puppy dog tails, 41% sugar and spice, and 24% wishful thinking.
     
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    24% wishful thinking. What do you think unicorn meat is made of? The rest is fillers. This is, of course, the low-end of potted unicorn meats, mostly gristle and poop-holes.
     
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    GMF's. Which will lead to my next thread, thankyouverymuch.
     

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