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I'm the babies daddy!

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  1. Grieg

    Grieg New Member

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    I cannot in good concience continue to shirk my duty. It is time I cam forward and told the truth. I am the father of Anna Nicole's baby.
    I don't care what the DNA tests say I am the rightful father of Anna Nicoles
    baby..er..my baby I mean.

    *calculating ..Let's see now...3% per year as trustee =
    $12.6 million/year*

    My Baby! Come to Papa. :D
     
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    me262 phpbb3 New Member

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    yeah, you wish!!!! :D
     
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    Revere New Member

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    ITS MINE YOU LIAR :)
     
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    i heard she was a virgin and its actually gods baby...lets face it ..she was a modest ,godfearing ,and plain country girl , who would want her anyway?
     
  5. Ricky

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    No, it's me! Ignore the fact thats that I was on a different Continent, and am a God-fearing monogamist...

    :D
     
  6. Christian Ankerstjerne

    Christian Ankerstjerne Member

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    Tell me - is it babies' or baby's? ;)
     
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    Ricky Well-Known Member

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    Baby's, if discussing one child.
    Babies', if discussing more than one child.

    Grieg, you have been a busy man... :eek:
     
  8. Christian Ankerstjerne

    Christian Ankerstjerne Member

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    My point exactly ;)
     
  9. Ebar

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    I'll love her like my own sweet cash cow. :D

    But seriously god* help the kid.






    *God in a figurative lets-not-turn-this-into-a-discussion-about-religion sense.
     
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    Ricky Well-Known Member

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    Amen* to that



    *Amen in a literal, not a lets-not-turn-this-into-a-discussion-about-religion sense
    :D
     
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    And who can assure you that Ann Nicole Smith is dead??
    ...Guess who's sitting next to me right now... :D
     
  12. David.W

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    She can't be sat next to you, becuase she is sat on my lap! ;)

    Unless there were triplets! :)
     
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    sat => zat = Drunk (in Dutch).
    So if Anna is "sat" then it would be because of all the drinks i have in my little bar. Off course we ended up so "sat" that we did some things that i can no longer remember. Anyway, big change the baby is mine.

    It's mine, my own, my sweet, my precious money, euhm, I MEAN BABY :D

    comment of the week: "If you want to get to the mothers money, you have to get the daughter first"
     

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