Photo caption competition #16

On Merlins request. (see humor page. Yes, what goes around comes around)

my comment: "I think we are getting our arses blown of one of these days if we don't change the way we fight"

 

When questioned about aledged British Army equipment shortages in Afghanistan a Ministry Of Defence spokesman replied -

"A soldier's job is to obey orders not go whinging to the Press. We gave them a clear choice between bullets and uniforms - they can't have both ! What do you think we are - made of money !"

:angry:

 

And another -

Nato Psychological Operations experts devise a plan to take advantage of aledged Taliban interests.

:-?

 

American troops scared shi*tless by latest budget cuts.

 

(They're British, the guy at the front is carrying an SA80...)

Guy in front to guy at back

"...and the worst thing about the new uniform is where the sand gets..."

Or:

"Does my bum look big in this?"

 

Insurgents hit back with Moth Canon.

 

ma, is it hot in here

 

Simon.

Perhaps "Does my bum look big out of this?" would be more appropriate!

 

Chap in rear.

" That's a nice little something you're almost wearing"

 

post subject

(Squaddie in front)
"It's camoflage mate, when I get the two eyes painted on I hope they mistake it for a niqab".

 

I know the Sarnt Major said they'd recognize us by our camo, but I think this is a little much!

 

Are you nuts going off so unprotected?
Put your helmet on straight boy!

 

Dave & Andy vowed never to go out drinking with their army buddies again.

 

"That is the last time i play poker with you. What will my wife say when she sees me like this?"

 

You're 100% positive it's Afghani Halloween?, and that it's tradition to dress like this?

 

lol ricky ,stix haloween and ebar ...very good

 

1st Guy: 'Jesus, i know you had a BDSM Fetish but this is taking it too far!
2nd Guy: Go on walkies
1st Guy: Walkie you :bang: