60 FBI agents undertook a raid at a mental hospital in San Diego. After a couple hours the agents started to get hungry and thirsty, and one of them called the local Pizza-Shop. Agent: Hello. I want to order 19 lagre pizza's and 67 soda's. Pizza-Man: And where do you wish the delivered? Agent: To the Southwood psychiatric hospital. Pizza-Man: To the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's right. Im an FBI Agent. Pizza-Man: FBI-Agent? Agent: That's right. Most of us here are. Pizza-Man: And you are at the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's right. And dont use the main entrance, because that one is locked. Use the backdoor instead. Pizza-Man: And you are all FBI-Agents? Agent: That's right. Now how soon can you get here? Pizza-Man: And you are all in the hospital? Agent: That's right. How soon can you get here? Pizza-Man: And everyone in the hospital are FBI-Agents? Agent: That's right. We have been here all day, and now we are hungry. Pizza-Man: And how do you wish to pay? Agent: I will pay with a check. Pizza-Man: And you are all FBI-Agents? Agent: That is right: We are all FBI-Agents. Remember to use the backdoor, because the main entrance is closed. Pizza-Man: I don't think so. *Click* This story is true, the FBI Agent's name is Wayne A. Barnes, it happened in 1993, and the agents finally got their Pizza, but after some of them went over to the Pizza-Shop and got them.
Aha that's pretty funny. Although why on earth would he say he's a "FBI Agent", if that isn't enough to raise a red flag over such a phone call...