who's best

the other day there was a survey in a tv news prog, who's best driver :male or female?
here is my opinion:

 

In my area? Neither.....a lot of the drivers just can't (a Red light means stop right?)

 

another:

i had to remove the link, coz it looks like that site turned to porn, sorry

 

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SB... you've got a driving licence?

 

nope.....still, I know some of the basics...which a lot of people in my area ignore. (I saw a guy stop at a red light wait, and then go through.)

 

Ehh, Teenage girls make more strange accidents at my school then boys.

 

Theres is a stereotype about women being poor drivers, not to mention a funny joke.

Why couldnt helen keller drive ? because she was a woman.

 

How do you keep you mother from driving? Put a windshield in front of her. (Yes I know it's a bad joke.....that's why I put it up)

 

Well, you shouldn't take your eyes off the road to look at them! :lol:

 

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Teenage girls are more prone to have accidents in the back of cars!

 

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Ouch!

Good thing I have sons....

 

I have a feeling that I'm going to get told off for this......but hey, it's been a long time......

As a female.......be careful about getting amourous in the front drivers seat of your boyfriends car if he has a pressure point to activate the horn in the centre of the steering wheel.......especially if you have a large bottom

It is not a good idea to indulge in such activities in an area where all the neighbouring houses can look into the car.

Feel free to laugh about this.....I can because I no longer live in the area.

 

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My friend telephoned to insurance company and asked if any of their car insurances cover accidents happening in the back seat of car.
They were rude enough to hang up without answering

 

my theory is that young girls dont respect the laws of physics because they stop haveing crashes and falls when they are 6 or 8 years old ...boys continue to have spills and collisions on skateboards ,mountain bikes ,football feilds, tree climbing ,jumping off bridges ect . all thru their teens and 20s ..of course ,most young drivers pretty much stink at defensive driveing regardless of sex..

 

I saw something on the local news in the last week stating recent research indicated women to be safer drivers than males. (That is if you can keep them off a cell-phone of course!)
Young--unmarried--males were catagorized as the worst. (It's all that testosterone, hahnficken.) heh-heh.
Here in Indiana, a new speeding-record was set this summer when a 15yr old lad was arrested by police... after being clocked at 142mph in his Subaru WRX. (STI?) I think the youngster is in a bit of trouble as a result. The posted speed-limit--depending on the highway--is 55-65mph.

Now that's a blistering pace fit for the Autobahn, eh?

Tim

 

If someone is caught speeding that much, they ought to be sentenced to watch their car be crushed into a small cube.

 

another one:
http://www.sinn-frei.com/es-war-einmal- ... e_4722.htm

 

Here in Greece, women CANNOT be regarded as drivers. They never care about anything that happens around their vehicle (car or moto), as the use of mirrors is totally unknown to them (I doubt that they are even aware of their existence!!!). As a result of this, they violate any other drivers' right of way, they violate stop signs, change lanes without using flashlights (OF COURSE THEY DON'T LOOK BEHIND THEIR VEHICLE TO SEE IF ANYONE IS COMING!!!). They have even become more dangerous than cab drivers!!!
Ahhhh! The cab driver! He will always desecrate any law application, in order to take a ride!! They are capable of:
1. Canging from far-left lane to far-right in order to stop. (Here we drive from the right side of the road)
2. Descending from top speed to total stillness instantly, disregarding the driver behind them (who has a good chance to strike the cab from behind, provoking a total scre*up).
3. Wedging narrow gaps between vehicles, in order to run away a few meters.
etc......

P.S.
I admit that there is always an exception.
The majority of cab drivers are men.

 

Wow, that's great CSP! What a funny joke!

Why did CSP club seals?

Because he's a Canadian LOL!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

:roll:

 

nope, 120$ a coat