Adolf Hitler really did have only one ball, according to new medical report

... and Stalin too. Have you noticed his stiff hand and the number of his balls was strictly state secret. :circlejerk:

The only person who might have known the truth was Eva Braun but it is still uncertain if Adolf gave her an opportunity to count his balls.

 

Confused as well. How did it get this far, lolol.

 

It's doubly ironic since their doctrine stressed racial purity and the Nordic or Aryan ideal. Heydrich was about the only top Nazi who exemplified it.

 

Indeed Carronade and there is even more irony: there were rumors among the Nazi elite that Heydrich was a Mischling - an individual with partially Jewish ancestry. That's an ultimate irony: an embodiment of a perfect Aryian was considered as Jewish and a freak Göbbels was a prophet of Supermen Aryan race. That's sick.

Based on the existing facts it is possible to conclude with a high degree of certainty that Hitler himself is of Czech ancestry (Hindenburg called him a Bohemian Corporal) and as we know the greatest among the German generals, Manstein, was in part a Jew.

Only Nazis could create such a mess, perhaps because their boss had a flabby dick.

 

How can we study history without investigating its main protagonists - in every dirtiest detail, if necessary? Health condition of Adolf Hitler is extremely important question and has been investigated by many authors resulting in better understanding of factors that have lead the whole world into and through the greatest man-made catastrophe ever. New evidence may just provide deeper insight into the character who was a leader of Germany during the most troubled and miserable part of German history, ever. Perhaps, we will be able to understand easier why even Hitlerjugend boys had to fight in Berlin to the bitter end? Why Hitler has ordered his guards to destroy his corpse? Why Gelli Raubal had to die? And so on and so further.

You may refuse to see the point but others may find this subject interesting. Gentlemen, that's the matter of taste, if you wish.

 

As I have stated before, fair enough. Many feel this is something worth delving into deeper and I have read each post thoroughly. And yes, Hitler's health/psychological makeup was the foundation for the rise and fall of the Reich. But, IMHO, an undescended testicle had little to do with his megalomania. His upbringing, antisemitic lifestyle throughout Europe and many other environmental and psychological factors were the primary catalysts. Did it effect possibly his sexual self image, yes, but I think that's not as prevalent.

 

Fair enough too.

 

Hitler's Doctor knew of his many physical problems and made increasingly powerful concoctions to keep him going...you name it and Hitler had tried it or was "on" it...The goat story i think relates to him as a child sticking his "thingy" into a goat's mouth (i think as a dare) and had it promptly bitten, so "penile" disfigurement resulted. The missing testicle (if true) was the least of his problems...IMO
Theres an oft seen film of Hitler putting medals onto boys chests at the end of the war...if you watch carefully, you will see his doctor (who he needed everyday by then) and you will also see his hands shake...even holds them to hide it.

 

This thread is epic.

 

Even though Adolf was so poorly equipped, with a single ball without the "thingy", he screwed the entire Germany for more than 12 years. :eyebrows:

 

Not just Germany although he didn't last as long with the others.

 

I'm told the missing Hitler ball is held by a private collector of WWII memorabilia in Canada, who shall not be named even though he is well known on this forum. The dried and lacquered testicle has been signed by Hermann Goering so there can be no doubt about its authenticity. It's beautifully displayed under a glass dome designed for sports memorabilia. "Arnold Palmer, 1972" has been scratched out, and "Hitler's Testical" has been etched in over that. The misspelling of testicle only adds to the charm.
It was used as a watch fob for many years by a former Soviet soldier who then sold it on Ebay with the watch chain still stapled into it, so the chain of custody, the provenance if you will, is unquestionable - plus, again, it's signed by Hermann Goering.

I don't believe the item is for sale.

 

The testicle must be rather expensive because it is unused.

 

I don't have enough salutes to go around

 

I have the same problems with salutes and meanwhile I've got a series of laughing cramps. I guess I have to start thinking of something else otherwise I will end-up in hospital for ongoing Christmas holidays.

 

Well known Canadian collector of WW2 militaria? It must be Poppy (but you didn't hear that from me)...

 

Poppy? I believe his most recent wife got all his testicles in the settlement, along with his Gretzky memorabilia.