Humor, the Best Medicine

Merlin:
I'm guessing "Dopey."

Tim

 

joke??

Two peanuts were walking down the 'Reeperbahn'......
one was assaulted!

 

Merlin, that was awful, but it reminded me of another.

Two old women were sat together on a park bench, when a dirty old man exposed himself to them. As a result, one of the old ladies had a stroke.
But the other one couldn't reach!!!

 

joke

Were these the same two old ladies that went for a tramp in the woods?
.....................but he got away!!

 

Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...

Tim

 

joke

As one cannibal said to the other "I don't like my mother-in -law",............
and the other replied, "Well, leave her on the side of your plate".

 

joke?

HM the Queen was visiting a maternity hospital, she asked the first lady how many babies she had had, the lady replied "It's my first Maam"
Same question to second lady and she answered "Three Maam", "Very good" said HM.
Same question to third lady, (Irish lady) who answered "Fourteen Maam"
"Good Heavens" said HM, "Your husband should have a Knight-Hood"
To which the lady replied.........
"He's got one but won't wear the bu****"

 

joke

Why did the hedgehog cross the Motor-way?
to see his flat mate!

 

Yes they were! (and you have just stolem my next joke!)


I'll have to come up with another one soon....

 

joke

I walked back from town the other night, quite late, a lady came out of the shadows and said "Do you want super sex?"................
I said "I'll have the soup please, I'm too tired for sex"!

 

you evil punner

 

That's brilliant.


My wife said to me, "Come upstairs & make love to me".
I replied tiredly, "I can do one or the other, but not both!"

(She didn't really!).

 

with that T-shirt, I'm not surprised...

 

joke

Two cats watching the play at Wimbledon,.......
One said......"My Dad's in that racket"...........
The other replied.........."Mine would have been but he didn't have the guts"

 

joke?

One for our German friends.

"Knock, Knock",

"Who's there?"

"Adolph"

"Adolph who?"


"You've got a short memory"

 

Two fish were in a tank...


One said, "How the blazes do you drive this thing?"

 

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said "do you smell fish?"

That should be our official forum joke!

 

joke?

Two flies were playing football in a saucer................
One said.........."We got to play better than this............
"We're playing in the cup next week"!

 

the ulimate game show blooper
http://www.jibjab.com/view/33243

 

http://www.gva.be/nieuws/in_de_rand/default.asp?art={D16DAA8B-41F4-4E9A-8820-09308EA9961A}

Dutch newspaper site. Just scroll al little bit down and start the movie.
The images come from a rotating camera that shows the images of holidayplaces in Tshechia on TV. computerhackers hackt the system and placed their own images on it. Most of the TV viewers actually called the emergency services.