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  1. Gebirgsjaeger

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    Are you sure that i can tell it to my daughter, Ray???:eek::cool:

    Regards

    Ulrich
     
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  2. Radar4077

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    OOOOOOhhhhhhh.....
     
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  3. sniper1946

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    ha! ha!...:D why of course...lol.;)
     
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  4. Mark4

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    Theirs nothing more reliable than a good'ol M14!
     
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  5. Radar4077

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    sigh...Biak was over at our house for dinner and told that joke...
     
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  6. Biak

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    AND everyone laughed! You forgot to add that !!
     
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  7. Biak

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    Just got his one in the mail box.

    A little boy and his father are listening to the Fuhrer's speech on the radio as Germany declares war on the USA. The boy asks his father where the USA is. The father takes down a globe and runs his hand across the USA, saying "All of this area of North America, son".

    The boy looks at the globe and asks "and where is the British Empire?". The father indicates Britain, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, and India on the globe.

    "I see", said the boy. "And where is Russia?" The father showed him the sprawling mass of the USSR on the globe. The boy's eyebrows furrowed with concentration.
    "And where is Germany?", he asks. His father points at the area of central Europe where the Reich is located.
    The boy looks very concerned and says "Dad, has Hitler seen this?"
     
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  8. sniper1946

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    An MG Midget pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. "Do you have a car phone?" its driver asked the guy in the Rolls.
    "Of course I do," replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.
    "Well, do you have a fax machine?"
    The driver in the Rolls sighed. "I have that too."
    "Then do you have a double bed in the back?" the Midget driver wanted to know.
    Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his auto.
    A week later, the Rolls driver passes the same MG Midget, which is parked on the side of the road--back windows fogged up and steam pouring out. The arrogant driver pulls over, gets out of the Rolls and bangs on the Midget's back window until the driver sticks his head out. "I want you to know that I had a double bed installed," brags the Rolls driver. The Midget driver is unimpressed. "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?"
     
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  9. Radar4077

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    hmmm...ive heard that somewhere...:confused:
     
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  10. Radar4077

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    true
     
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  11. Radar4077

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    lol
     
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  12. sniper1946

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    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Radar4077

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    Hehe...I went to the premere of "Star Trek The Movie" with my friend, and as the previews were rolling he cracked this joke :)

    Q:What does The Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

    A: They eliminate nasty Klingons

    :rofl: :lol: :D
     
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  15. sniper1946

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    yeh! why not..thanks suzie...

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    sniper1946, Sep 12, 2010
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    Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.



    "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."

    And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing."

    And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody."

    And they did.


    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?

    His wise father replied,


    "Because they taste better without the $hit inside!"
     
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  19. Radar4077

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    :lol: :rofl:
     
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  20. sniper1946

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    Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

    "No," the second guy says.

    "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.

    "Oh," says the second guy.

    A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

    "See what?" the second guy asks.

    "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."

    "Oh."

    A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"

    By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"

    And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
     
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